rubynet arts and crafts: crafting beautiful dildos out of stick you find outside.

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hawthrone is a very HARD wood to craft. be sure to cut off the knobly bits and make it nice and smooth. Take this time to bond with your new magical dildo. Oh tee hee disco glitter! ^__^ Here's my snakey fire dildo i retreived from the
hellfire caves in the mountains of skyrim. I use the energy of the wood and the tree to jam my cunt bloody
each night. never cut your dildo from the tree there are plenty of sticks lying around for you to choose from. remember to thank the tree for your amazing new sparkly wooden dick. remember to give back to the tree if you are going to use a piece of it for sex. they make great dicks for imaginary boyfriends.