rubynet arts and crafts: crafting beautiful dildos out of stick you find outside.

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hawthrone is a very HARD wood to craft. be sure to cut off the knobly bits and make it nice and smooth. Take this time to bond with your new magical dildo. Oh tee hee disco glitter! ^__^ Here's my snakey fire dildo i retreived from the
hellfire caves in the mountains of skyrim. I use the energy of the wood and the tree to jam my cunt bloody
each night. never cut your dildo from the tree there are plenty of sticks lying around for you to choose from. remember to thank the tree for your amazing new sparkly wooden dick. remember to give back to the tree if you are going to use a piece of it for sex. they make great dicks for imaginary boyfriends.

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the energy comes from the tip

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http://www.lauradaligan.com/

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also remember to consecrate your dildo in the four elements

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When I was a child there was a huge Tree in my yard I lovingly named "Ableton". By running around him 3 times me and my brothers were wrapped to Fairy Land. He was a wonderful friend and is still standing proudly in my parents yard. When I go back to visit my folks this summer, I'll remind myself to pay him a visit.

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and fuck him

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going to find a nice big stick for my sparkley dildoe and going to name it jihad josh.

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and im not trying to entice him i just know he will be very upset when he reads that.

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lol

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I'm sick of non-bendy things in my ass too much risk I need a real dildo and more girls clothes but whatever I'll work on that later

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you can fashion your own dildoe out of sticks and glitter like the nice lady in the video. ^__^