how to tell if a guy has a girlfriend that he's hiding

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha

omg he's trying to force me to look at his weener via facebook. i don wanna see it yuck

ohhh wow i just get a topless pic oh my