how to tell if a guy has a girlfriend that he's hiding

[cag]

when he asks if you like giving head in a car. lmao

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag if i find you a boyfriend do i get some sort of finders fee

[Autistic Spectrum]

like sucking my dick in a car

[cag]

i will paypal you 10 bucks to find me the man of my dreams

must like: blood torture death rape and cats
i like guys who like cats

[Autistic Spectrum]

what's your zip code, i will find you a boyfriend on pof, i am a really good judge of charahter, i will find the right man for u, and t;hen i will colelct my 10 dollors which i will spend on bnullets that i use to kill you both

[cag]

this sounds like a really smart idea

[Autistic Spectrum]

ok gonna give you 3 choices

u have to pick one to go on a date with

[cag]

at least we will die together

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28019924


bacholor number 1,

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50383752

monde number 2

i mean bacholor number 2

[Autistic Spectrum]

and the guy i am rooting for the most

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=72514437

[cag]

holy shit ugggh

[cag]

chunky but funky these poor poor dudes

[Autistic Spectrum]

just pick one cag i want my 10 dollors and these guys to cut you up into little tiny peices

[cag]

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=50383752

[Autistic Spectrum]

suggest an all you can eat buffet for your first date, i hope you 2 hit it off and get married

[cag]

nope you have failed to find me a suitable mate and you will not pass go or collect 10 dollars. They aare all fat mexicans that ive probably given a lap dance to. i bet these fatties like to prance around like ponies as some kind of sexual fetish i read that fat guys like that are weird and like to pretend they are big giant babies.

[cag]

like i could change his giant diaper while he screams for milk

[cag]

now this is a sexy fucking guy right there

[cag]

he rips people to bits with chains, has sexy voice, and is a cenobyte from hell which means he must be great in bed

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag he's not real but fat guys on pof are

[cag]

He is real he came to me in a dream and said i would join him in hell for HEllraiser: 38 rise of the cenobyte whores

[cag]

in theatres 2067

[cag]

and if anyone wants to know hellraiser: Inerno is like the BEST of the fucking series but everyone here likes shittty shitty fucking movies

[cag]

this thread is now a hellraiser: inferno discussion thread

[cag]

[cag]

facebook user: hey i dont remember you from highschool haha
cag: hi I'm cag and I'ma huge slut. lets meet in a hotel
facebook user: do you like giving head in cars?
cag: you scumbag! buy me a room so i can at least wash the aids from my vagina
facebook user: i think u'll really like my dick (subject change)
Facebook user: cag?
facebook user: must be busy haha

omg he's trying to force me to look at his weener via facebook. i don wanna see it yuck

ohhh wow i just get a topless pic oh my

[cag]

]

holy shit its technorat

I'm your new BF cag and I'm going to rip you to pieces. after you take my load down your throat.