i had a sexual relationship with a dolphin

[Dirty Beatle]

"as part of a NASA experiment that aimed to teach Peter to speak through his blowhole."


NASA paid a researcher to jerk off a dolphin to try and teach it to talk through it's blowhole.

The dolphin died, the veterinarian said it died of a broken heart.

OMG who pays these "scientists".

Fuck off morons, you could pay me and I wouldn't waste time and money jerking off dolphins, "we are building space ships you retarded monkeys, stop jerking off that dolphin" I would say.