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It is late as Lisa sulks in the shadows, heading to her cheap dirty apartment. She pops open the cola and swishes it in her rotten teeth. She fumbles for her keys when she hears a rustling in the bushes. Two sinister learing eyes glitter in the darkness. What's this?! A portly yet spry balding 35 year olds leaps from the shadows.

"Dp you dickhead!" Lisa screams in terror.

"GggggggggggggggggORDON!" wheezes the insane cyberbully as he punches lisa square in the face. She crumples into a stunned bloody pile, spitting out teeth.

Dp rips the buttons from Lisas mildewed clownshurt. He laughs maniacly.

"No! Noooooooooo!"