Wow.
Dude, you're either the greatest troll who ever lived, or completely mixed up.
I'm not Heidi.
My name is (redacted). I'm a writer/painter. You can check out my website here- (redacted)
A word of advice on this whole...situation you have going here (assuming you're not a troll): this girl ain't worth it. There are plenty of other women in the world. Ones that will accept you for who you are. Ones who are worth your love and attention.
Also, insulting someone over the internet is NO way to win them back. You're lucky, I guess, because I am not this girl. So, think of this as a mulligan.
Hope everything works out for you.