so I was copy/pasting a bunch of old barry quotes to some chick on reddit

[cag]

oh wow how do i sign up at reddit the site layout is very confusing

yeh i dont get it

its like a forum but you have to post a picture everytime idk and thesre plus rp or down rep on every post so the rep boosting gets a little out of hnd which isnt true numbers if you ask me ma goldberg came up with a solution for evening out the ytmnd ratings maybe reddit should use max's patent

[maks]

sign up for slashdot instead it's a better site

[cag]

i hope i fit in ^__^

[Desolation]

i messaged her and she asked me to leave her alone.

[cag]

http://www.flashdot.com/

not going there

[maks]

yesterday a 15 year old girl posted on /r/twoxchropnmosones about the boy who took her on a date and forced her to give him a blowjob and I sent her a PM but it wasn't an old barry quote I asked her out and sent her a picture of my dick

[cag]

well thats a bit awkward. it must have taken real courage

so youre saying that youre a pedophile....

someone get the kettle :-p

[maks]

15 is legal in a handful of states and I'm hoping hers is one of them

[maks]

Wow.
Dude, you're either the greatest troll who ever lived, or completely mixed up.
I'm not Heidi.
My name is (redacted). I'm a writer/painter. You can check out my website here- (redacted)
A word of advice on this whole...situation you have going here (assuming you're not a troll): this girl ain't worth it. There are plenty of other women in the world. Ones that will accept you for who you are. Ones who are worth your love and attention.
Also, insulting someone over the internet is NO way to win them back. You're lucky, I guess, because I am not this girl. So, think of this as a mulligan.
Hope everything works out for you.

[maks]

http://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDra...his_13/cixktz0

[maks]

Dipshit was apparantly quoting Old Barry at me, and made a post where he claims to be 'trolling' me

And he can't even get my gender right. God help this sad delusional fuck

[maks]

I think you're fucked. And I also think that you have some supressed feelings of homosexuality yourself. And heidi, is a stupid ass cum guzzling cunt who deserves to be served with a side of diarrhea shit. Stop smoking weed and start snoking cock because you are clearly in denial of your sexuality. Peace and love to you.

[steveyos666]

the only reddit page I go to is http://www.reddit.com/r/zmr because they won't just fucking list the changelogs in the game's launcher apparently so post some elz and tim quotes in that part

[maks]

it's not very active but I'll try it tonight

[steveyos666]

everyon'es too busy playing the game that's why it's fucking awesome as FUCK

[steveyos666]

I completely uninstalled steam there's nothing in the entire steam catalog that comes close to zmr but zmr doesn't come close to beamNG which also isn't on steam so fuck steam harder also warface so fuck steam right in its fatface

[steveyos666]

troll the people who make the "come play w/ me! live!!!" threads holy shti kill them irl while you're at it

[maks]

troll the people who make the "come play w/ me! live!!!" threads holy shti kill them irl while you're at it

that shit's obnoxious "watch me play a 20 year old game you own and could play yourself!"

[steveyos666]

now that shadowplay can record desktops I should have second life open in one monitor just standing there doing nothing and in ms paint in my other mointor have it say THIS IS MORE ORIGINAL THAN YOUR STUPID FUCKING SHIT or something

[steveyos666]

actually let me try two second lifes and ahve my avatars staring at each other

[maks]

"watch me play mario 3 for several hours FOR CHARITY!!!"

[steveyos666]

fuck it wont' steam both monitors http://www.twitch.tv/steveyos

[steveyos666]

ok I'll just use one monitor they aint' stopping me spam my twitch all over reddit

[steveyos666]

tell them there is no more hardcore gaming than what's going on at http://www.twitch.tv/steveyos

[maks]

I care exactly as much about your streaming as I do about theirs