fishmonger ex, ive been listening to this song, crying in bed

[cagordon]

[cagordon]

jack: my fishmonger ex
rose: me

[steveyos YOLO]

Did you and Steve break up

[cagordon]

stevey is and will always be my friend. no more e-dating since the last one because that was a disaster and extremely embarrassing.

[cagordon]

there is no such thing as real men on internet forums

[cagordon]

just weepy little boys

[steveyos YOLO]

Suck my little boy

[steveyos666]

Suck my little boy

[cagordon]

rude

[cagordon]

no one commented on the poen i wrote in the other thread. you are assholes both

[steveyos YOLO]

It sucked. You suck. Happy now?

[cagordon]

[juji]

there is no such thing as real men on internet forums

having a penis makes a man "a real man"?

[UofLCardfan08]

stevey is and will always be my friend. no more e-dating since the last one because that was a disaster and extremely embarrassing.

lol, friendzoned lmao ^_^

[cagordon]

having a penis makes a man "a real man"?

no it actually doesn't, look at rootbeer if you need proof

[UofLCardfan08]

sherman is a child

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty has banged half the women on this forum so he's pretty much the mack daddy

[cagordon]

Fucking Josh ruining everything

[steveyos YOLO]

Your face ruining erections since 2009

[cagordon]

omfg

[cagordon]

heil: i imagine myself on a warm summer night
heil: cuddling lisa in her bed
catavatarguy: yours and lisas skin
heil: hugging her and staring her in the eyes
heil: gazing in each others souls
heil: seeing nothing but warmth and comfort in each other
catavatarguy: the inflatable bathtub becomes punctured
heil: feeling complete, like nothing was wrong with the universe for a moment
heil: slowly, i run my hand down her back
heil: pull down her underwear, slowly feeling that big bubbly butt of hers
catavatarguy: lisa and tim suddenly tangled in a very awkward lopsided position as lisa frantically struggles to get out and stop the leak.
heil: in no time i am harder than a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle
catavatarguy: the water from the inflatable tub seeps into the electecal switches, unbenowest to lisa
heil: before i can react she is already down under the covers
heil: bobbing her head up and down on my manhood
heil: back and forth she makes me feel like a REAL man
catavatarguy: tim and lisa tickling and giggling naked under the sheets
heil: i command her to stop and roll over
catavatarguy: tims fingers deep inside her brown muff
heil: i proceed to spread her ass cheeks and enter her anus
heil: its dark, cant see my hand in front of my face
catavatarguy: he slides one finger, then another, and another, until his hole fist is engulfed inside her
heil: i reach for my torch and turn it on.... to my amazement there is a nest of beetles living in lisas anus

[steveyos YOLO]

Gonna block you on everything if you don't fuckin stop

[cagordon]

lmao

Your face ruining erections since 2009

[steveyos666]

yeah nice poem

[cagordon]

so... i did that thing i texted fishmonger ex talking to him about games and stuff and he sent me a few texts back and i didn't respond to them for like an hour.. to you know, make him wonder why im not responding.. ^__^

[Desolation]

Percocets, Adderall, ecstasy, pussy, money, weed, faded for a week, I don't sleep, fuck my enemies

i just got dabs

[Desolation]

our G5 dipped in louis vuitton luggage