lissa, i think you may have a chance with tim

[cagordon]

heil: i imagine myself on a warm summer night
heil: cuddling lisa in her bed
catavatarguy: yours and lisas skin
heil: hugging her and staring her in the eyes
heil: gazing in each others souls
heil: seeing nothing but warmth and comfort in each other
catavatarguy: the inflatable bathtub becomes punctured
heil: feeling complete, like nothing was wrong with the universe for a moment
heil: slowly, i run my hand down her back
heil: pull down her underwear, slowly feeling that big bubbly butt of hers
catavatarguy: lisa and tim suddenly tangled in a very awkward lopsided position as lisa frantically struggles to get out and stop the leak.
heil: in no time i am harder than a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle
catavatarguy: the water from the inflatable tub seeps into the electecal switches, unbenowest to lisa
heil: before i can react she is already down under the covers
heil: bobbing her head up and down on my manhood
heil: back and forth she makes me feel like a REAL man
catavatarguy: tim and lisa tickling and giggling naked under the sheets
heil: i command her to stop and roll over
catavatarguy: tims fingers deep inside her brown muff
heil: i proceed to spread her ass cheeks and enter her anus
heil: its dark, cant see my hand in front of my face
catavatarguy: he slides one finger, then another, and another, until his hole fist is engulfed inside her
heil: i reach for my torch and turn it on.... to my amazement there is a nest of beetles living in lisas anus

[cagordon]

heil: you should have taken out your text
heil: quick edit your post
heil: remove everything you said so its funnier
heil: you might just get a +rep

[cagordon]

heil: literally bored out of my skull
heil: CAG
heil: cag if you dont edit your post and remove every response to my fantastic short story
heil: i will literally skull fuck you to death

[steveyos YOLO]

RedHotPie

[steveyos666]

tim owns

[cagordon]

had to post it.