guess it's around that time I start hanging out with camoron

[cagordon]

Just a question, since I don't get the chance to talk to real life hoarders on a day to day basis, do you get use to the smell of the animal piss after a while or does it bother you?

[cagordon]

don't kncock sleeping on a bed of live cats until you've tried it, ive always herd. so im not attacking, just wondering. ^__^

[the president of sex]

well u see its quiet simpel really

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag you need to stop this

[the president of sex]

i haev a prostituet chained up in the basement

[the president of sex]

her name is juely

[the president of sex]

b ut i need to replaec her and i herd you are lookign for room and bored

[cagordon]

i haev a prostituet chained up in the basement

prostitute chained up in the basment next to a pile of dog feces. i think its time you released the prostitute and let her get back to work.

[cagordon]

she's a person, rustan, shes a human being

[the president of sex]

is she

[the president of sex]

how do you know

[cagordon]

my fishmonger ex is so nice he would never chain up a prostitute. he wouldd make her dinner and give her back rubs. ^__^

[the president of sex]

[cagordon]

and eat her pussy and say "i love you cag"

[the president of sex]

i will not eat yuor pussy but i will tell you w/e you wanna hea r

[cagordon]

i want the fishmonger to eat my pussy. after living in cat and dog piss for a few years, the stench has probably seeped into your pores and clothes. Fishmonger cleans his home meticulously and smells lovely. even his breath smells good wheen he wakes up in the morning.

[the president of sex]

who is the fishmonger

[cagordon]

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, THE BANE OF MY EXISTANCE

[cagordon]

please excuse, carving his name onto my ass with a fork

[cagordon]

should prolly heat up the fork over the stove and brand instead

[the president of sex]

tell me your story so that i migth ingest it

[cagordon]

me and the fishmonger were on a giant boat, headed for the americas

[the president of sex]

so he is an offlander????

[cagordon]

when suddenly, the giant boat hit an iceberg and sank, the fishmonger rescued me and we had really awkward sex.

[the president of sex]

thisw seems higlhy unlikely how does a stripepr get off the mainland

[the president of sex]

if i cant truts you to be truthful with me who can i trust

[cagordon]

i fell deeply in love with thee fishmonger and i went to his place was very nice, very clean, didn't smmell like cat piss

[the president of sex]

[cagordon]

no overwhelming stench of urine amonia, and im like "wow he's a keeper" and the moral of the story iss you're a huge fag ^__^

[the president of sex]

i'd give it a 2/10 it had soem thing going for it up untli the boat hit the iceberg