guess it's around that time I start hanging out with camoron

[cagordon]

you have no right to critique my screenplay ideas

[cagordon]

like really, who the fuck do you think you are???

[the president of sex]

the president of sex

[the president of sex]

[cagordon]

a guy that faces his problems head on and cleans up the piss and shit instead of jusst ingorning it and letting the mess spread... like a disease, until it's conquered your entire home and you've lost any motivation to do anything about it. if i play skyrim, the mountains and plains and the eco system in my house will not be there

[the president of sex]

yes

[cagordon]

fishmonger fishmonger i luv u! yesss i do! you clean your home and play mtgo you are so noble and true

[cagordon]

he plays magic the gathering. very sexy

[the president of sex]

what is mtgo

[the president of sex]

o

[cagordon]

REAL men play magic the gathering online

she stank up my place with her terrible vag smell. i had to call in Haz Mat.

[cagordon]

its a game created for the alpha male to fight other alpha males, mtgo is like an arena for the toughest gladiators

[cagordon]

and he azorious charmed his way into my vagina

player.additem fishmongerdick 50000000000

[cagordon]

player.modav orgasmz10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[cagordon]

look guys, i know how to use a tilda key me so smart, me cag

[cagordon]

(bet you guys a dollor president of sex is texting camoroon "wtf" right now. sorry comoron, president of sex waas being mean to me )

[cagordon]

It also broke my heart when i found out they let you sleep in a bed that a cat pissed in

[steveyos666]

is the sex actually awkward I doubt it but that'd be great

[steveyos666]

a guy that faces his problems head on and cleans up the piss and shit instead of jusst ingorning it and letting the mess spread... like a disease, until it's conquered your entire home and you've lost any motivation to do anything about it. if i play skyrim, the mountains and plains and the eco system in my house will not be there

yes

[steveyos666]

fishmonger fishmonger i luv u! yesss i do! you clean your home and play mtgo you are so noble and true

my name on mtgo is steveyos

[steveyos666]

it really fucking sucks how I do everything this fucking fish stick faggot does and I do it better minus oen thing holyshit fuck

[steveyos666]

and it's not even my fault I do it better just with unconventional means but noooooooo someobdy wants to be a gneridc faggot ghsdghosidhhtt ehgc,sghwihgasdg erci sermon epmd epmd epmd is a wordl peremie

[cagordon]

well fishmonger lives 20 minutes away

[steveyos666]

FUCK THAT I CAN TELEPORT

[steveyos666]

ugh I can't even do this and I dont' really have to unlike everyone else even fi I"m not using the internet there's still a running fiction with me here that people keep going

[steveyos666]

I don't have to pretend that I'm completely devisted that you're dating captain hook and not me, because even if I didn't give a fuck this community would still make their braisn produce the chemcials tomaek them frimlyh beliee ve that I care and also have gout and also dont' make money from second life. bye

[cagordon]

is the sex actually awkward I doubt it but that'd be great

yeah the first time with fishmonger was very awkward, especially with both of us being so shy.. lmao well he made a little makeshift bed on his couch in the living room when we first met, i kneew he wanted to bang me, but his self-control was impressive. we went into his room to watch netflix when i ripped off my clothes and grabbed his dick

[cagordon]

never ended up sleeping on the couch. ^_^_

[steveyos666]

so happy for you two