hey let's all call the cops on each other

[Lisa]

Yeah except others that know him IRL can confirm he is.

And he showed me his police jacket.

So I don't see any reason not to believe it. It would hardly be a fantastical lie if it was one. Like you actually think he lied? Like you actually think he sat there and thought "gee what I can lie about, I know I'll tell people I'm a cop, that'll trick them har har". Is that what you think is it? Maybe you should move out of your parents home and get an actual life sometime like most adults then you won't find what is the most mundane of shit for most adults to be some kind of fantastical lie. Didn't you also think I was lying about being a teacher? Yeah uh, get out more.

I've known cops, they come in all shapes and sizes, my best friend's x was a cop and he was skinny as fuck. I don't think they say "you're too skinny, sorry you can't be a cop"

Many many years ago before either of us were born there was a height requirement and something about not having flat feet (which dustin would appear to more than tall enough anyway) but they scrapped that, you know, due to discrimination laws and stuff. You can't judge someone's ability to be a cop based on their height, weight and all that.