hey let's all call the cops on each other

[steveyos666]

rude

[Autistic Spectrum]

thanks everyone, also rootbeer idk how the fuck you missed that 50,000 word post of lisas thats been repostes 5,000 times on the forum where she says she'd kill herself but she's worried about what would happen to her cat, and yep that was good enough for the cops, also they did tell me she got maced when i called them back about a month later to see what the details on the case really were so i could make fun of her for it.

your good friend codey said you got maced lisa

yeah i lied about the whole thing, it was funny though, so its ok

[Lisa]

yeah i lied about the whole thing, it was funny though, so its ok

No it wasn't. It was retarded.

[Autistic Spectrum]

so does pepper spray taste like peppers?

[steveyos YOLO]

You owe cody an apology

[steveyos666]

You owe cody an apology

Lisa already apologized to me a long time ago its cool guize

[Lisa]

Lisa already apologized to me a long time ago its cool guize

Oh no I did not. For WHAT?

Fucking morons.

FYI dustin told me he would arrest anyone I wanted in this forum, all I have to do is send him nudes. So you all better watch your step. Lol

[timmy]

Oh no I did not. For WHAT?

Fucking morons.

FYI dustin told me he would arrest anyone I wanted in this forum, all I have to do is send him nudes. So you all better watch your step. Lol

dustins totally a cop

[timmy]

if you actually believe he is a cop i feel really, really bad for you.
the guy is skinny as fuck and couldnt detain a butterfly

[Lisa]

Yeah except others that know him IRL can confirm he is.

And he showed me his police jacket.

So I don't see any reason not to believe it. It would hardly be a fantastical lie if it was one. Like you actually think he lied? Like you actually think he sat there and thought "gee what I can lie about, I know I'll tell people I'm a cop, that'll trick them har har". Is that what you think is it? Maybe you should move out of your parents home and get an actual life sometime like most adults then you won't find what is the most mundane of shit for most adults to be some kind of fantastical lie. Didn't you also think I was lying about being a teacher? Yeah uh, get out more.

I've known cops, they come in all shapes and sizes, my best friend's x was a cop and he was skinny as fuck. I don't think they say "you're too skinny, sorry you can't be a cop"

Many many years ago before either of us were born there was a height requirement and something about not having flat feet (which dustin would appear to more than tall enough anyway) but they scrapped that, you know, due to discrimination laws and stuff. You can't judge someone's ability to be a cop based on their height, weight and all that.

[Lisa]

Cops are hot.

[timmy]

a police jacket isnt evidence, if he showed you his badge and name on full uniform thats a different story, but he just showed you a police jacket he got from someone he knows/related to or found it.

also youre taking what people say on the internet as evidence.

your 2 degrees are really paying off im happy for you.

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ps. i didnt read past the first few words of your post

[timmy]

lisa you do know that police uniform has the officer's name embroided on it right?
i can go get a pretend police uniform from a dress up shop and pretend im a cop and you will believe it sheesh have i ever met anyone more gullible

[Lisa]

You probably should have, you look stupid. Reno lives near him and has met him a few times.

Yes it was all part of his elaborate fantastical lie of being a cop. He went and borrowed a police jacket and everything just to pull off the fantastical lie.

Idiot.

[timmy]

you think something liek that is impossible, you lack skepticism,
you should be skeptic until he provides hard evidence i.e embroided full name on an official uniform for his state along with badge number

[Lisa]

Mmmmmm Reno and dustin....... excuse me a moment.

[timmy]

i swear to god im getting this weird feeling that lisa believes that becoming a cop is a great achievement

[timmy]

mmmmmmmmmmmm cag and codey

[timmy]

[Lisa]

i swear to god im getting this weird feeling that lisa believes that becoming a cop is a great achievement

Wow.

Please hurry up and grow up because this kind of sheltered ignorance is really tedious.

It's certainly more than you have ever achieved in any event.

[timmy]

lisa if i take the job offer for administrator/network admin in the aus army will you think i have achieved a lot? a really lot or a little lot i need to know so i can decide whether i should do that or not

[Lisa]

lisa if i take the job offer for administrator/network admin in the aus army will you think i have achieved a lot? a really lot or a little lot i need to know so i can decide whether i should do that or not

I love army guys, don't know if I have any special fetish for secretaries though.

I have a lot of respect for cops.

You should do whatever will get you out and on your own being a real grown up. Then call me when you are all grown up and I can see if I could tolerate you long enough to do the evil deed. By the time you accomplish that though I'll be pretty old, it'll start to get a bit gross if I'm in my 40's hitting on guys in their 20's so hurry up.

[juji]

lisa if i take the job offer for administrator/network admin in the aus army will you think i have achieved a lot? a really lot or a little lot i need to know so i can decide whether i should do that or not

Do you know about command lines?

[Lisa]

lol

And Juji chimes in

[timmy]

I love army guys, don't know if I have any special fetish for secretaries though.

I have a lot of respect for cops.

You should do whatever will get you out and on your own being a real grown up. Then call me when you are all grown up and I can see if I could tolerate you long enough to do the evil deed. By the time you accomplish that though I'll be pretty old, it'll start to get a bit gross if I'm in my 40's hitting on guys in their 20's so hurry up.

administration, specialists, et al all have to be soldier first too, they go through the same training they just dont get to die for their country. i guess youre into grunts. grunts are around your intelligence.

[Lisa]

administration, specialists, et al all have to be soldier first too, they go through the same training they just dont get to die for their country. i guess youre into grunts. grunts are around your intelligence.

Actually I dated a special forces soldier for a while. The IQ requirement for that is a bit out of your reach, not to mention he could have crushed you with one hand lol.

But yeah hot, AJ it up.

[timmy]

Do you know about command lines?

linux or windows?

[timmy]

Actually I dated a special forces soldier for a while. The IQ requirement for that is a bit out of your reach, not to mention he could have crushed you with one hand lol.

But yeah hot, AJ it up.

special forces isnt a grunt.
you are a retard. sorry to be so blunt but you are.