so drunk right now

[maks]

every shitty girl who's at the bar every night, everyone over the age of 25 working at walmart or cumberland farms, every girl on adultfriendfinder.com looking for a sugar daddym, they;re all lisas. at least the cags are good looking and can take advantage iof rich worldly men but not lisas, lisas feed from the bottom of the barrekl

[Lisa]

My love will find you, sleep reasonably content in that knowledge my dearest maks

[maks]

I'd fuck me a cag but I'm too good for a lisa I've been around the block I know it aion't worth it

[Lisa]

I'm not on any dating sites looking for sugar daddy's, last time I was on a dating site was about 6 years ago and I was looking for a fuck

[maks]

shit I wonder iof the strip club is stioll open I could have a CAG TONIGHJT

[Lisa]

I'd fuck me a cag but I'm too good for a lisa I've been around the block I know it aion't worth it

That's just gross and you know it

[maks]

beats fucking a lisa that's for damn sure

[maks]

if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank

[Lisa]

There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me

[maks]

holy fuck I wish I had beer someone bring me a 12 pk cube of guinness I;'ll driunk until lisa is interesting

[Lisa]

if I fucked a stripper my girlfriend would understand because at least she's hot but if I fucked a lisa my girl wouyld be all why would you cheat on me with some nasty disgusting skank

Good thing you are reasonably content then and don't want to fuck a lisa

[Lisa]

Lisa

[Lisa]

Maks

[maks]

There's only one me maks and you've never fucked me

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal

[maks]

nobody fucks a lisa by choice they do it because they have no otyhert options

[Lisa]

no you're a type you're the last resort girl the one that guys hook up with when they're sick of being made fun of for being a virgin or if they're marriued and their wives aren;t particulriuly experimental and they're desperate to try anal

not really no lol

Is that meant to describe rootbeer?

[maks]

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception

[Lisa]

Maks is drunk and rambling about fucking a bunch of Lisas

[Lisa]

thats meant to describe every giuy you've gotten your claws into rootbeer is no exception

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else

[maks]

my girlfriend is a hot latina and she makes more money than me she is everything lisa isn't but I can't stop thinking about this girl at work ugh fuck committments I wish I could fuck anyone I wanted why do feeling have to be involved I don't want to hurt her when I ineviutably cheat on her but she knew the score when she signed up so why do I still fewel like it's my fault I don't wanna grow uop I'm a toys r us kid

[maks]

Rootbeer was the only virgin... Since I was a teenager.

Doesn't describe anyone else

plug drugs

[Lisa]

plug drugs

What? LOL! I was never with plug drugs

[maks]

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

[Lisa]

you would have been if he had the money to get down there and buy you an ipad

Absolutely not.

[Lisa]

And look I met rootbeer because we had been great friends for a while and thought it was worth giving it a go. Turns out it wasn't worth it but at least I found out.

[maks]

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him

[maks]

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

[Lisa]

look who you're in love with now, me and dp, the two richest guys who still post here what a fucking coincidence

LMAO!

[maks]

wasn't worth it

you got a new muffler and an ipad and diamonds and probabkly a whole slew of shit we don't even know about and y ou haven't given any of it back

[Lisa]

you strung him along until you realized he was a broke ass crazy drug addict then you cut him loose (actually you recruited me to do it for you but that's splitting hairs) there's no doubt in my mind that if he had the money to travel to australia and buy you shit it would have take a lot longer for you to get tired of him

No maks I always told him no, I got your help because I kept telling him no and he kept harassing me and wouldn't stop.

I NEVER led him on.