Haha nah this forum is way to dickheady

[cagordon]

Tell me about the time you first met Lisa.

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

I just stepped off a bus . Lisa came over and asked for a cigarette. I gave her one. It was xmas day. She said...my brother bashed me. I just got out of hospital. I asked if she was hungry. She said yes. She asked if I had a phone charger. I said at home. She came to my unit and I cooked her xmas dinner. She freshened up had a whinge about her family. I told her to go in and rest on bed. She did. I did not go in. Other people turned up. She stayed the night and I gave her money to go back to melbourne. She didnt go. Instead slept at central train station with some aboriginal old homeless guy. Rang me up the next day and I had to go pick her up again. Drama started then. I should have turned my back.

[cagordon]

I just stepped off a bus . Lisa came over and asked for a cigarette. I gave her one. It was xmas day. She said...my brother bashed me. I just got out of hospital. I asked if she was hungry. She said yes. She asked if I had a phone charger. I said at home. She came to my unit and I cooked her xmas dinner. She freshened up had a whinge about her family. I told her to go in and rest on bed. She did. I did not go in. Other people turned up. She stayed the night and I gave her money to go back to melbourne. She didnt go. Instead slept at central train station with some aboriginal old homeless guy. Rang me up the next day and I had to go pick her up again. Drama started then. I should have turned my back.

was she homeless?

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

I just stepped off a bus . Lisa came over and asked for a cigarette. I gave her one. It was xmas day. She said...my brother bashed me. I just got out of hospital. I asked if she was hungry. She said yes. She asked if I had a phone charger. I said at home. She came to my unit and I cooked her xmas dinner. She freshened up had a whinge about her family. I told her to go in and rest on bed. She did. I did not go in. Other people turned up. She stayed the night and I gave her money to go back to melbourne. She didnt go. Instead slept at central train station with some aboriginal old homeless guy. Rang me up the next day and I had to go pick her up again. Drama started then. I should have turned my back.