Heh

[Lisa]

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[steveyos YOLO]

the girl across the street is unrealistically hot the one that asked me for a cigarette but literally teh only reason she goes outside is to wait for someone and ask them for a cigarete she just did it again she sits outside, gets cagirette, then goes inside it's funny as fuck she's so hot but thanks to all of you internet females I don't want a fucking thing to do with her becuase I took th etime to notice all she does is ask people for cigarettes, and dresses terribly too like listens to idk yellowcard or whatever stupid shit like deso and reno like the legit fucking pussy fag gay shit I've heard he rmusic from her car it's so bad, that too, fuck

[steveyos YOLO]

like if any females on here think I want them they are wrong like I know, so much more, about you insane fucks, and from that all now I got this new power to not be a fucking idiot like camoron holy shit, fucking, and then fuck like ther's marks, dp, bobhuges, liek the males all seem more liekly to be a better life partner I really am probably gonna turn gay I really seriously want to marry a trap not a guy I can't do that but a real trap no surgeries nothing added or removed no plastic but still looks ocmpletely female

[steveyos YOLO]

but has a male brain and thereofre I wont' want to fucking murder them every millisecond

[steveyos YOLO]

and I don't even want them to be that pretty just look completley female

[steveyos YOLO]

Go sniff her ass like a dog then walk away

you should tell her you dont have a cig but you have weed then shell be like omg and you can smoke with her in your dungeon and show her your computer ad let her try to play an easy game and shell be so stoned you can slip your dick in with out her noticing

then your pumping away and everything feels so intense because of the when your of course being that which is you are even high because of it and youre like whooaaaaa and shes all yeah cowboy rub your beard on my clit

you jizz in her my chemial romance arm bands and she has to wsh them before she goes home so her mom doesnt smell cum on her and you walk her to the store buy her a apack of american spirits you explain that these last really long like twice as long s nrmal cigarettes and buy her a cream soda gils love cream soda and shes yours forever, the unrealisitically hot goth is now your own personal plaything you can thanks me later by sending me pics of her pussy while shes passed out, im into that

sllleeeeeeppppcccrrreeeeeeeepppppp

youre fucked

[steveyos YOLO]

but I'm lucky enough to not like people based on looks so I don't wanna do that w/ her

[steveyos YOLO]

but the good news is we made the best posts today by default because the forum was dead, wtf happened it's staurday

i was in full fjs mode

living one post at a time nothing else matters

[Lisa]

What? I'm not reading all of that

lisa confirmed for the god troll

stevey's reign is over forevs