the Plug Drugs diatribe to end all Plug Drugs diatribes

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[00:52] <plug> you want more than 7.25 an hour? pffft hahaha, you need to EARN the money kid, how do you think i made my money? 'uhhh by saving it up and working hard?' pfffft, fuck no, by enslaving kids like you to shitty minimum wage jobs
[00:53] <plug> good luck getting out of the black hole buddy, youre past the event fucking horizon as far as the rest of the world is concerned
[00:54] <plug> every person who walks in here is going to look at you and see your hopeless future, and take pleasure in seeing it
[00:55] <plug> dont think you can just work hard and get everything done early then just slack off
[00:56] <plug> even if you get everything done, even if you scrub every fucking inch of counter and floor spotless,
[00:56] <plug> im still going to find something to make you do.
[00:56] <plug> And once you finish,
[00:57] <plug> i'm going to make you organize ketchup packets so theyre all facing up
[00:57] <plug> and every time someone comes over and grabs one and fucks up the whole tray,
[00:57] <plug> im going to make you start over again
[00:57] <plug> You. Are. Fucking. Dog shit.
[00:58] <plug> Oh you got a girl you like? Yeah? Hoping she'll look past the poverty, maybe see the real you
[00:58] <plug> then let you fuck her
[00:59] <plug> oh thats cool, dont mind if i just ask her to come fuck me in the break room with no effort required on my part at all
[01:01] <plug> then afterwards you can go back to making dinner for her on your date and spending the only money youve saved up on her
[01:01] <plug> and raise my baby for me too
[01:01] <plug> better raise that baby fucking good
[01:01] <plug> or else you gonna get slammed with child support payments
[01:01] <plug> and youll ask for a blood test but they wont let you fucking near the kid
[01:02] <plug> and arent going to listen to a single request of yours because youre a fucking piece of shit
[01:03] <plug> go ahead and try to call up the social services and explain your situation
[01:03] <plug> see how well that works when you realize everything was switched over to a fucking computer
[01:03] <plug> and theres is not a living soul who works for social services that you can actually talk to
[01:04] <plug> pick pennies up off the ground to get 50 cents for gas so you can come back to work where youre fucking hated
[01:05] <plug> yeah, you know what? tonight your going to get pulled over for not having insurance again
[01:06] <plug> oh, you cant afford it, they know, why the fuck do you think they pulled you over?
[01:06] <plug> how are you going to get to work now?
[01:06] <plug> huh?
[01:06] <plug> theyre going to revoke your license
[01:06] <plug> theyre going to give you a several hundred dollar fine for not having money
[01:07] <plug> and when you cant pay it, theyre going to send you a court notice,
[01:08] <plug> if they think they can get away with giving you jail time somehow, theyre going to do it
[01:08] <plug> otherwise youre debt to the county will be transferred non-negotiabely as monthly payment based on a percentage of your paycheck,
[01:09] <plug> with monthly interest greater than what the minimum payment is
[01:09] <plug> but you wont realize that until a year or two from now
[01:10] <plug> when you look at it finally after avoiding the stack of hell-letters that make you nauseated every time you looked at them so you just never opened them and let them built up for months and months
[01:10] <plug> its going to be several thousand dollars
[01:11] <plug> yeah, you like booze dont you, yeah good stuff huh? helps with the pain of it all right, good shit
[01:12] <plug> drink up
[01:13] <plug> cant wait for when they pull you over in 3 years after youve become a complete fucking train wreck and just drive around wasted
[01:13] <plug> get ya into the good ol county house so you can meet some real criminals
[01:14] <plug> theres only two outcomes then, you know
[01:14] <plug> either you become a criminal yourself after they turn you on to meth
[01:15] <plug> or youre a sissy little bitch and they get to put their penis up your butt
[01:15] <plug> Anyways
[01:16] <plug> The second you fucking lash out at anything in life, the moment you have a breakdown and show the slightest sign of aggression towards anybody or anything, we're going to use it as an excuse to flush you down the fucking toilet
[01:17] <Enthal> hi
[01:17] <plug> whatsup

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ive got to document this by posting it here, i think it could be some pretty groundbreaking stuff