FIVE Scottish Movie Commentaries by Ruby, Teknorat & Desolation - Independence Special Edition

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Meg Libson

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-I enjoy the jackass movies too.

-Ruby wants to have a laugh with lads lmfao.

-I still love rammstein fuck you both.

-puberty @ 16 :|

-yeah don't hit on him ruby you pedo.

-I miss dark angel <3 jessica alba she WAS my waifu but only in dark angel.

-Shark is a normal helmet brand.

-reusing motorbike discussions.

-deso forgot to turn off his skype sounds fucking amateur.

-scarho heheh.

-rreal tittees

-these two fucking getting hard at the kike on screen.

-breast reduction surgery what a kike.

-holy shit I can tell this movie is god awful by listening to this commentary.

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-ruby calling a guy a poofder while doing a movie commentary with his girlfriend who is a guy who listens to him sucking his own dick on a weekly basis.

-deso friends with south american niggers

-deso laying the smack down "excuse me ruby.." (0.1 seconds later) ruby: "oh sorry."

-they need to do a bangbus where they pull jewish actresses off the street and rape them

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-flies everywhere in scotland wtf.

-spider lives under the sink.

-hidden camera jews.

-deso getting excited by neds.

-rare footage of a jew spending money

-you should kill yourself for living in america deso.

-racism

-ruby's vast football knowledge.

-deso comes in talking about american gay sports.

-wtf wearing orange is offensive. only if you hate the dutch.

-holy fuck this random guy off the street who ic an barely hear in the audio talks slower than lisa.

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-if you want a jew to kill you ruby just go to palestine.

-fuck off deso the scottish accent is great.

-more deso typing

->tfw scarlett hits on you

-lmao do you think I'm pretty

-why was scarlett even cast for this.

-scarfs out the window.

-I can hear the music in the background and it is so shit.

-deso wants a big guy for him.

-artistic cocks.

-DESOLATION CONFIRMED FOR UNCUT

-iwc confirmed for slut.

-americans

-deso not paying much attention to ruby because he's literally typing to 15 year old girls

-deso doesn't like jews haha good.

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-scarjo redpills

-jews run the world

-I can tell this movie is just doing the same thing they just did again.

-WHY U IN SCOTLAND

-throw all kiddies in oceans

-deep meanings.

-obongo hidden meanings.

-"My gay cousin was giving me "lip" " u wot m8

-ruby confimred for gay murderer

-shitty music starting again

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-DARUDE SANDSTORM

-ruby's sister getting fucked in the bathroom of scottish clubs.

-woman pissing in a cup, must be cag

-who doesn't want ot get chibbed by a hot girl

-ruby calling others manlet top self hate

-holy shit scarho is the worst actor in the movie

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-shitty music starting AGAIN

-"let me see your fucken feet hen" -rubycalaber

-proud erections wat,... maybe I should have downloaded the movie.

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-deso tries a scottish accent

-crash all helicopters into bars.

-deso ignoring what happened the last time the south tried to seceeed ahaha

--bottle o' bucky

-I just realised it would be funny if scarho had gotten straight up fucken raped while she was doing this hidden camera shit

-I can't work out how these murders are going down from what they're saying so I think it must be shit.

-butterface scarho

-glasgow kiss

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-ruby learning to survive in scotland

-sick rootbeer diss from ruby

-ruby tells a long story and deso doesn't reply because he is busy typing to wee lassies.

-good scooter jokes fuck fat americans

-ruby likes a guys hair

-deso immediately says he has good hair

-scottish women are ugly britbongs

-scotfats hahaha

-deepfried mars bars are ok

-ruby actually gave money to a homeless person again recently

-ruby talking shit about inbreeding while fantasizing about breeding his sister ad/ed

-2edgy4me

-deso's fucking skype sounds

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-my bloody menstruation lmao

-everyone's heard my shitty valentine deso

-vaginal cramps in my stomach -deso to his momm

-NOW THIS IS SCOTLAND

-gout jokez

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-lmao ruby wants a jewish hand rub

-holy fuck don't listen to the deso commentaries she has nothing to say

-agreed they should have let her get raped

-scarho has like 10 lines in this movie and they're all literally her asking how to get places

-this guy's going to the supermarket. wow what a movie

-elephantitis in the face person in the movie u wat

-teenage girls laughing at him while he's trying to buy transformers 3

-british slang explanations

-no frendzzzzzz

-sweaty feets

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-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

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-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

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-fuggabulis

-deso butthurt because he live sin a desert

-ruby likes he beccause it reminds him of trollinator. pathetic on so many levels

-rare audio of deso and ruby cleaning their monitors irl

-yes there is a fetish for eating girls boogers ruby and I have it.

-OH GOD YES LICK PLAQUE OFF OF TEETH FUUUU

-deso still cleaning his monitor

-ruby cabn't stop making dayz jokesz

-ruby wants more dubstep

-and guns

-and katanas

-ruby has been in restaurants with curtains like in this movie

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-deso why do you hate americans so much

-ruby: because I'm jealous and want guns

-please note deso is a nogunz fag AND american ugh,

-ruby wants to eat jew vomit (just watch american tv m8 huehuehuehue)

-ruby disses deso for living in a desert

-more dayz jokes

-apparently the movie is literally showing her waiting for a bus

-ruby talking smack about highlanders

-ruby probably touching himself to scarho and carrying on about how cute she is

-deso revealing how shit and rude americans are

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-lol typical woman g1

-cavernous vagina joke

-another womena re all sluts joke

-ruby giving pro don't talk to me tips

-ruby pretends to be a terminator irl.

-deso talking about his music waifu harem

-deso trying to push music on ruby

-always smoke weed, get high

-ruby "he's a FUCKING PEDOPHILE"

[Plug Drugs]

ill watch the trainspotting commentary because thats one of my favorite movies (being that he plugs drugs in it and all) but im not listening to all that other crap

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-pedo talk

-little girls arse grabbing everyone laughs and claps along

-molest mentally ill people

-molest corpses

-jimmy saville chat rape all kiddiessss

-semen over little kiddies faces

-ruby's space heater in this movie

-deso feeding into ruby's trollinator MENTAL ILLNESS asking what trollinator is doing now

-ruby describing in detail what trollinator is doing right now

-ruby "OHH CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY"

-ruby screems FEEEAAEEETT and makes these grunting and snorting noises and I think sucks down some saliva

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-200 fuckin kids

-gary glitter

-deso talking about pedophilias effect on his sports

-ruby thinks he's visitied this castle (only castle deso has been to is white castle)

-deso's feelments

-ruby wishes he was watching matrix movies

-deso says they should be remade and ruby says yeah that'd be ok KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

-muh special matrix occaisions

-TDK

-talking about watching sin city (ruby told me the latest reviews are that it's shit.)

-ruby's walked down those steps

-deso claims to have been to a castle in london

-doesn't care about old bricks

-ruby jokes about showing the queen his bawbag

-friendzoned by scarho

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-deso yelling at the movies like a true american

-I'd fuck the black hole.

-ruby yelling about feet

-jews are pure evil

-ruby talking about trying to push his dick in his fleshlight

-fucking bored chicks seems hot in theory

-hymen breakage

-more deso skype sfx

-more dayz references

-more deso typing

-silence

-ruby talking about home alone 8: skyfall

-LOST

-deso doens't know what gravy is haha thinks white sauce is gravy

-dayz references

-more dayz

-deso asking about dayz

-more dayz chats

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-deso going that was a good cut

-ruby talking about hiding in a bush in dayz

-more dayz chats

-deso wants him to play rust

-claims rust is good yeh ok steveyos

-more dayz jokes

-deso reads /tv/

-deso "see when I see child pornography"

-ruby "it's the perfect excuse to see child porn"

-deso describing child porn

-ruby talking about his cp collection

-babybeingshiton.gif

-scarho was seducing men and not fucking them so she could get their ksin then she met elephant man and decided humans aren't too bad thens he thinks about people on the beach then she tries to eat cake then she tries to have sex ruby talking about how bad sex is now scarho is gonna get raped just like a real woman -ruby

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-deso gets butthurt at ruby making burger jokez

-MiB show up to rape scarho

-shit music starts again

-can hear scarho going uhhh

-deso laments the lack of rape in movies

-I think one of them is wanking to this can't tell who it is

-deso "oh wow that's cool that was really cool" (doesn't say what he's talking about)

-skype call drops what a great program

-shit music still playing

-ayy lmao

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-scarho might die idk why or what is happening

-ayy lmao

-ruby wishing for all of scotland to die

-stuff seems to be happeniong but idk what it is

-the movie is over

-ruby keeps calling it comfy

-deso getting mad at wikipedia

-deso wants to read the book of the film

-ruby pronouncing book "buuke"

-apparently the movie is just from the book

-ruby pronounced it right

-whose ellen

-ellen is deso's argentinian friend from /tv/

-his trip is ellen9u

-he didn't like this movie

-ayy lmao

-inb4 his argentinian friend has the same relationship with him as ruby and deso is an extreme autism collector

-ayy lmao discussion

-ayy lmao is therapy for people who fear aliens

-deso reading out memebase or some shit.

-ruby talking about pciking up aliens

-ruby has never seen the xfiles

-9/11 references

-ayy lmao

-deso tells ruby to be quiet so he can watch a clip

-fin

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-babies come from when mummys and daddys love each other very much ruby

-liberal tears

-deso lives in the fucking desert

-hose pipe ban (wish it included ruby's dick)

-clapclapclap

-deso running to see rain. americans.

-deso can't understand scotts

-ruby translating

-how to hit on girls in scotland (deso has uh different techniques for hitting on girls)

-SLAGS muh sister.