-babies come from when mummys and daddys love each other very much ruby

-liberal tears

-deso lives in the fucking desert

-hose pipe ban (wish it included ruby's dick)

-clapclapclap

-deso running to see rain. americans.

-deso can't understand scotts

-ruby translating

-how to hit on girls in scotland (deso has uh different techniques for hitting on girls)

-SLAGS muh sister.