FIVE Scottish Movie Commentaries by Ruby, Teknorat & Desolation - Independence Special Edition

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-pedo talk

-little girls arse grabbing everyone laughs and claps along

-molest mentally ill people

-molest corpses

-jimmy saville chat rape all kiddiessss

-semen over little kiddies faces

-ruby's space heater in this movie

-deso feeding into ruby's trollinator MENTAL ILLNESS asking what trollinator is doing now

-ruby describing in detail what trollinator is doing right now

-ruby "OHH CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY"

-ruby screems FEEEAAEEETT and makes these grunting and snorting noises and I think sucks down some saliva

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[TheLizardWhisperer]

-200 fuckin kids

-gary glitter

-deso talking about pedophilias effect on his sports

-ruby thinks he's visitied this castle (only castle deso has been to is white castle)

-deso's feelments

-ruby wishes he was watching matrix movies

-deso says they should be remade and ruby says yeah that'd be ok KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

-muh special matrix occaisions

-TDK

-talking about watching sin city (ruby told me the latest reviews are that it's shit.)

-ruby's walked down those steps

-deso claims to have been to a castle in london

-doesn't care about old bricks

-ruby jokes about showing the queen his bawbag

-friendzoned by scarho

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-deso yelling at the movies like a true american

-I'd fuck the black hole.

-ruby yelling about feet

-jews are pure evil

-ruby talking about trying to push his dick in his fleshlight

-fucking bored chicks seems hot in theory

-hymen breakage

-more deso skype sfx

-more dayz references

-more deso typing

-silence

-ruby talking about home alone 8: skyfall

-LOST

-deso doens't know what gravy is haha thinks white sauce is gravy

-dayz references

-more dayz

-deso asking about dayz

-more dayz chats

-nobodycares

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-deso going that was a good cut

-ruby talking about hiding in a bush in dayz

-more dayz chats

-deso wants him to play rust

-claims rust is good yeh ok steveyos

-more dayz jokes

-deso reads /tv/

-deso "see when I see child pornography"

-ruby "it's the perfect excuse to see child porn"

-deso describing child porn

-ruby talking about his cp collection

-babybeingshiton.gif

-scarho was seducing men and not fucking them so she could get their ksin then she met elephant man and decided humans aren't too bad thens he thinks about people on the beach then she tries to eat cake then she tries to have sex ruby talking about how bad sex is now scarho is gonna get raped just like a real woman -ruby

[Plug Drugs]

ill watch the trainspotting commentary because thats one of my favorite movies (being that he plugs drugs in it and all) but im not listening to all that other crap

[maks]

yep its not a 9/11 special edition, because while this is americas most shameful day (that you deserved) in exactly 1 weeks time it will be scotlands proudest day when we hold a referendum on whether scotland should be an independent nation ([COLOR="#DAA520"][SIZE=3][B]yes, that's right, we're going to become our own country with a peaceful vote without a single drop of blood spilled, unlike every other nation on earth that goes through decades of violence over these issues

what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

[maks]

you should have a vote to rename scotland 'ineptland' or 'cowardland'

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-deso gets butthurt at ruby making burger jokez

-MiB show up to rape scarho

-shit music starts again

-can hear scarho going uhhh

-deso laments the lack of rape in movies

-I think one of them is wanking to this can't tell who it is

-deso "oh wow that's cool that was really cool" (doesn't say what he's talking about)

-skype call drops what a great program

-shit music still playing

-ayy lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

Nope read your history. Or just listen to the commentary I think he goes over it.

[maks]

Nope read your history. Or just listen to the commentary I think he goes over it.

p sure scotland is england's bitch otherwise they wouldn't be voting to stop being england's bitch

[TheLizardWhisperer]

-scarho might die idk why or what is happening

-ayy lmao

-ruby wishing for all of scotland to die

-stuff seems to be happeniong but idk what it is

-the movie is over

-ruby keeps calling it comfy

-deso getting mad at wikipedia

-deso wants to read the book of the film

-ruby pronouncing book "buuke"

-apparently the movie is just from the book

-ruby pronounced it right

-whose ellen

-ellen is deso's argentinian friend from /tv/

-his trip is ellen9u

-he didn't like this movie

-ayy lmao

-inb4 his argentinian friend has the same relationship with him as ruby and deso is an extreme autism collector

-ayy lmao discussion

-ayy lmao is therapy for people who fear aliens

-deso reading out memebase or some shit.

-ruby talking about pciking up aliens

-ruby has never seen the xfiles

-9/11 references

-ayy lmao

-deso tells ruby to be quiet so he can watch a clip

-fin

[TheLizardWhisperer]

p sure scotland is england's bitch otherwise they wouldn't be voting to stop being england's bitch

yeah but they didn't lose any battle heheh. way more pathetic than that

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I enjoyed listening to ruby and deso's interaction but I honestly can't reccomend this commentary without the movie to go with it ias it's pretty boring. According to ruby Filth is worse.

[Lisa]

ayy lmao

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

You would lisa its about you.

[rubycalaber]

-holy fuck this random guy off the street who ic an barely hear in the audio talks slower than lisa.

at least he's not as ugly

what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

scotland was never occupied, the wars of independence was to DEFEND scotland from invasion, not liberate it after, and we were successful, the only reason scotland isnt independent now is because a scottish lord sold the country to the english for £1000 in modern money lmao

[Lisa]

Maks is right. Ruby you should learn about Scottish history. Being born there and then dropped on your head does not mean you know the history as clearly you do not.

[juji]

Scots already sucked english dicks until independence day so they can autofellatio

[rubycalaber]

Maks is right. Ruby you should learn about Scottish history. Being born there and then dropped on your head does not mean you know the history as clearly you do not.

By the end of the campaign (1357), Scotland was independent and remained thus, until the unification of the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland to create the single Kingdom of Great Britain was completed in the Treaty of Union of 1707.

you should have a vote to rename scotland 'ineptland' or 'cowardland'

Or how about "begged the Irish for help then told them to fuck offistan.

[juji]

By the end of the campaign (1357), Scotland was independent and remained thus, until the unification of the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland to create the single Kingdom of Great Britain was completed in the Treaty of Union of 1707.

why bother to separate scotland?

[zlister]

sweet sixteen was my favorite of the lot, i watched filth a second time without the commentary the same day to show a friend (great ending), darude_-_sandstorm.flac, the x-files are great.

[rubycalaber]

RESULTS ABOUT TO START COMING IN

sweet sixteen was my favorite of the lot, i watched filth a second time without the commentary the same day to show a friend (great ending), darude_-_sandstorm.flac, the x-files are great.

"same rules apply" is what I'm going to say when I ban the entire forum and then ban myself

ruby never talks to me on skeep anymore...

Do a commentary on the sci-fi movie Battleship, I will watch that one.

[rubycalaber]

battleship is a special movie for seeing badass rock music playing over footage of a real world amputation rehabilitation center, real world 90 year old veterans pretending to man a battleship and tasteless of all rhianna try to act

I liked most of it, but the tiny spigger looking chick (is that rhianna? idk i dont keep up w/afrocentric bullshit) was totally far fetched and she would have died first IRL.

scotland gaining independance is bad for england and even worse for scotland

i listened to some of tbe debates and it was so fucking retarded