Exit Polls Say No

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Sick my dick Ruby and hail Britannia.

[rubycalaber]

there are no exit polls

[TheLizardWhisperer]

They should have given out heroin to anyone who voted yes.

[rubycalaber]

turn out was about 98%, so you can guess what the remaining 1 in 50 people were doing.....................

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Rooting sheep and rooting their veins.

[Plug Drugs]

you guys understand that if Scotland secedes then Scotland's economy will immediately plummet into a depression, and basically every unemployed able-bodied male (ahem, Ruby) is going to be pretty much forced to find a job.
It'd be the end of Rubynet

Also:

Scottish secession could also raise profound questions over Mr. Cameron’s political future. Mr. Salmond, Scotland’s highest-ranking official, has indicated that he will not step down if his side loses the referendum. One big issue if the “yes” campaign wins is the future of British nuclear submarines based in Scotland, which Mr. Salmond’s Scottish National Party wants to evict.

[rubycalaber]

but muh north sea oil

[rubycalaber]

we need to seize those nukes and make scotland Outer Haven and if the world doesnt turn over their sheep they get glassed

[Autistic Spectrum]

well at least your oppressors are very polite

[Plug Drugs]

but muh north sea oil

you're going to end up turning your country into another ireland; British imperial wealth is the only thing keeping Scotland part of the first world

[Plug Drugs]

ireland:

[rubycalaber]

is ireland meant to be doing poorly?

[Plug Drugs]

[Lisa]

I thought you quit the internet

Get off the internet

[maks]

is ireland meant to be doing poorly?

no, plug drugs has lots of opinions and they're usually wrong

[steveyos YOLO]

I keep confusing dick whisperer and lizard whisperer

[rubycalaber]

I keep confusing dick whisperer and lizard whisperer

yeah, fuck all these no-namers who keep changing their name

[steveyos YOLO]

Bring back steveyos