Funny Stuff You Found On The Net !

[Dirty Harry]

Not funny but so true !

[Lisa]

Not funny but so true !

Buddha died of poisoning, food poisoning, because people would bring him food and he ate a pork dish someone made for him and had terrible diarrhoea and died but before dying made everyone promise not to blame the guy who cooked him the dish.

Not as glamorous as dying on the cross (because that's really glamorous) but that's the story anyway, he died of diarrhoea.

Amen.

You can say amen if you are Buddhist, most religions say it at the end of a prayer, it's not just for Christians in fact it has pagan origins and one of the Egyptian gods was called Amen... Just so all you Christians know when you say "Amen" you are actually referring to a god from ancient polytheism cultures. OK? So how do you think your monotheist jealous God likes that?

Shyeah, take that.

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

Ummm. Never read this. Specially the part about lots of nothing.

Ummm. Never read this. Specially the part about lots of nothing.

for someone who gets her ass fingered multiple times weekly and 2 college degrees you'd think she could spell the technical term for the shits right.