oh i can awnser that,, rootbeer got you an apamrent when you where supposed to acutally come to america at 1st but of course, your total social aneixety and the whole your a spinster shut in crazy boagn lady laid waste to that plan ,, and then rootbeer had to flyu to penguin island to jizz all over your blow up bathtub
Yeah but wait a minute, he was sending the hambeast gifts while he was here and got her pregnant like the first night he got back to the US, ok well actually it was the second night he was back