You don't have any offers Tim, and certainly not from me.

Learn how to count dipshit. You aren't 17. You've accomplished about as much as a 17 year old but you're actually a grown man much older than that who still lives with his parents.

No women are going put an offer on the table for you. Most people can't even stand you for more than 5 mins. You need to get it through your rejected head.