You mean Rootbeer has never proposed to you?

I'm sure you'll get your turn next.

in the meantime don't project on me, I've knocked back plenty of proposals and accepted 2 in my time on the proviso that they be at least 5 year engagements because frankly I believe you will either stay together or not and that marriage is kind of unnecessary, and at the end of the day I've had relationships that have lasted longer than most people's marriages these days last.