anybody live in Dallas?

I can't wait to be attracted to other guys. Ha ha. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I found another man's genitals to be sexually arousing. That would be sooo weird, like if I just wanted to gently massage their balls while I sucked their shiny, vascular, thrilling penises? That would really be a trip man! What a weird world it would be if I actually desired a man's firm but gentle touch on my shoulder as he guided his meaty throbbing cock into my quivering butthole. Ha ha. What a friggin crazy hypothetical scenario.

i feel your pain bruh. just let it all out.