Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
there was this girl in the grocery store wearing black jean shorts like they were a bikini and sticking out her ass and she had this witches hat on and sunglasses and her legs were the perfect color and so smooth and i almost took my dick out right there and started jacking off on the mini pumpkins like i was this close
did you hurriedly sneak over to the bakery section for one very special halloween cupcake purchase, gazing down on the seductively piped orange frosting and white cake only lightly sweet?

although the waxy paper bag crinkled in the rhythm of your pants quickly swishing, did you think to wonder whether you shall lick the frosting from the spooky black plastic bat ring or from her fingers instead?