Guess What Dumb Bitch Nurse From Dallas Who Took Care of Deceased Ebola Patient Gone and Did (I wish I were making this up)

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The thing is.. viruses aren't typically known for 'being able to be killed with hot water and soap' -- they find ways to just cling to shit and stick around. It's not like they have a metabolism and are going to starve to death or something - they're like half-living fragments of genetic code.

But then see, I don't know this for sure! I sure wish there was SOMEBODY who had these viruses under a microscope and could tell us about them, but WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY??
GIVE IT AWAY FOR FREE ON THE INTERNET SMART PEOPLE
IT WON'T GET DISTORTED, JUST SPEAK THE TRUTH AS BEST YOU CAN AND YOUR MESSAGE WILL TEND TO REMAIN

actually googled all this last week when I was daydreaming about the apocalypse
alcohol over 60% concentration and chlorine solutions in .05-.5% concentration will kill ebola
didn't look up a fuckin electron microscope picture of alcohol killing ebola it's what doctors in hospitals who know a lot more about microbiology than me use

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actually googled all this last week when I was daydreaming about the apocalypse
alcohol over 60% concentration and chlorine solutions in .05-.5% concentration will kill ebola
didn't look up a fuckin electron microscope picture of alcohol killing ebola it's what doctors in hospitals who know a lot more about microbiology than me use

that is a huge plus for us then, we'll make it as long as people actually stick to the plan (AND uses their head, common sense, basic hygiene, communicates with each other *Barney theme song*)
The government bossing around hospitals is a straight by-the-books reaction to a HUGE fuck-up
but I still have to entertain the idea that its all blown of proportion on purpose for someone's benefit
You know how I make that go away? CITING REFERENCES