Guess What Dumb Bitch Nurse From Dallas Who Took Care of Deceased Ebola Patient Gone and Did (I wish I were making this up)

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actually googled all this last week when I was daydreaming about the apocalypse
alcohol over 60% concentration and chlorine solutions in .05-.5% concentration will kill ebola
didn't look up a fuckin electron microscope picture of alcohol killing ebola it's what doctors in hospitals who know a lot more about microbiology than me use

that is a huge plus for us then, we'll make it as long as people actually stick to the plan (AND uses their head, common sense, basic hygiene, communicates with each other *Barney theme song*)
The government bossing around hospitals is a straight by-the-books reaction to a HUGE fuck-up
but I still have to entertain the idea that its all blown of proportion on purpose for someone's benefit
You know how I make that go away? CITING REFERENCES