1. holy shit the world has problems?
2. thank god you told me, I never would have known otherwise
3. sadly, you're not in a position to do anything about it
4. and you never will be
5. and, considering the bang-up job you do managing your own life
6. maybe you're not the most qualified person to tell other people how to live theirs
7. so maybe, just maybe, you should shut the fuck up
8. and stop pretending you know everything
9. when it's obvious to anyone who's paying attention
10. that you don't know shit