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    But I met a guy I might give it go with next week, I'm thinking about it, well actually I want to but I'm nervous, he wanted to come to my place tomorrow or Friday but I was all "can I have a bit longer to digest this and prepare? I'm nervous" and he said that should be fine so I need to find where I put my balls I think, grab them and then grab his. Even then who knows if it will pan out as anything other than a fuck, I don't even know if I will fuck him, but I don't know what to do but if I don't find my confidence some other bitch will snatch him up, see I'm WAY over thinking it. Plus I'm speaking way too soon but we'll see.
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    sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

    actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

    or maybe it would work i dont know
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

    actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

    or maybe it would work i dont know
    nice punchline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plug Drugs View Post
    sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

    actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

    or maybe it would work i dont know
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    i'm trying to use sacred geometry and check if the stars are right to see if theres anything that would work, but no go
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    and me? well i'm the worst of the worst, not only do i think that sitting around all day playing video games and doing drugs and trying to think up bad ideas for what i should do next are an acceptable way to live life, but then i'm really good at writing, so i'm able to actually find ways to justify all those things and spread them to others
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