lisa we should take dp on his offer

[jon]

haha go thruogh this thread and read all the plgu drugs posts, i nkow you usualy skip over them, actualy read the ones in tihs thread because, taken as a whole, they are realy, realy, realy, realy, realy, realy funny for all sorts of realy sad resons

i want a free vacation to austrlia, and besides it might be kind of fun to have sex with each other on cam in front of everybody

no i'm not, well whatever nevermind then

i'd probably be the friendliest person at this forum to actually invite over to your house

i wouldn't ever be abusive to you girl, ever

i think you'd get a lot of pleasure out of my thick young cock

lisaaaaaaa i haven't had sex in like a year and a half if i go one more month or two without having sex it will break me i will become entirely neurotic and won't be able to even ask women anymore because i'll be stuttering and twitching and yelling at myself every few seconds
dp is literally willing to pay for a plane ticket to australia for me, we can go have fun doing other activities together, it'd be like having a friend over to go do things with
if you want to have sex and play around with each other i'm all for it, it's up to you, but we would have to have sex at least once i guess on webcam because thats part of DP's deal
let's have fun with each other and hang out lisa

of course the probability that DP is actually being serious is less than 2% but, maybe he actually would who knows, he's got money, and this forum occupies so much of his free time it might just be worth it to him, it'd be the forum event of the year

and hey if you would want to fool around with each other and have sex, i'll be totally obedient to anything you wish me to do for you =)

that'd be cool, I'm literally doing nothing over here right now and my schedule is wide open, so I'd just work a minimum wage job over there to save up enough money to get back
worst case scenario i could ask my family to borrow me money for a ticket back

i think it's night time in australia right now, probably get a yes or a no from her later today

yeah i'll just get paid under the table

really? alright =\ you kind of just broke my heart

yeah. she is. its a little ridiculous, but its her decision i guess so whatever, i'm not even going to dwell on it, i already know from experience that it would be a huge waste of time to dwell on it.

just leave me alone lisa

you guys have to understand that lisa doesn't want rootbeer 2.0 flying over, she just wants to casually smoke pot and occasionally have sex with people her own age she can relate to

sorry Lisa, we tried.. Maybe one day you and Marks will realize you're long lost lovers and hit it off, now I know he's going to try to immediately reject that altogether but he knows you and him occasionally try to see something you like in each other

actually please dont take that idea seriously, if, just hypothetically, the IT guy from connecticut who is the world's leading expert at breaking people down, telling them exactly whats wrong with their sense of self-image, and then turning back to what he was just doing like it was no big deal for some reason tried starting a relationship with the girl with the bad past who from australia who just likes to have sex with everyone but is approaching middle age and wants to find a guy to have a kid with but doesn't know where to look, you and him making love find a way would make for a good bad movie, but you'd probably start to notice things you absolutely can't stand about each other almost immediately and try to block it out, but it would manifest into this thing where marks would get little nervous twitches recalling his past where he didnt give a shit about anybody and it'd bother him

or maybe it would work i dont know

i'm trying to use sacred geometry and check if the stars are right to see if theres anything that would work, but no go

and me? well i'm the worst of the worst, not only do i think that sitting around all day playing video games and doing drugs and trying to think up bad ideas for what i should do next are an acceptable way to live life, but then i'm really good at writing, so i'm able to actually find ways to justify all those things and spread them to others

I would not joke about that, with me... or yourself.. or anyone..

Do you know what happens the very instant that word escapes your lips into earshot of someone? They throw your life away. When you are in the presence of the psychotic nutjobs who will decide your fate, any snippy little remark, the slightest sign of angst, and they are going to chemically lobotomize you.
And the rumors are true, they do enjoy it; they have been locked in proximity with insanity all day every day for significant chunks of their life, and after that it is simple psychology (geometry, really); when you are exposed exclusively to insanity every waking hour of the day, every day.. that is the only stimulation going into your brain.

"What goes in must come out; what doesn't come out must stay in"