Sticky: how much is it to get into the stock market ?

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I smoke over $500 worth of weed a week and don't pay a penny for it, got one of the best ocean kayaks ever made didn't pay a penny for it, got a fender strat didn't pay a penny for it, etc, I get more free shit than a hot chick, that's why now that I have this extra money I don't need to spend it and I wouldn't spend it on stupid shit anyway now that I"m a grown ass adult, might as well have a talking baby turn it into more money

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rich people posters who know about chelo's will find that funny since if I just left a 50 I'd get arrested and owe a lot more but poor people posters are getting jelly as fuck that I can drop a 50 for a single event

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most important thing to mention is that one time at chelo's I befreidned a duck and it followed me around the docks and I fed it french fries idk if it was friendly or if all ducks don't hurt when they get your fingers on accident but if that duck was any indication, ducks are fine to feed, but DON'T fucking feed cows I almost had one take my hand off at the hay ride their tongues are sandpaper like a cat's but imagine with insane grip and strength it's like get your hand bitten off or rip it apart like a cheese grater pulling it away but thankfully I was in the hay ride thing so I was up higher than the cow and was able to life my hand upwards away from the grip of the evil sandpaper and was fine


these last posts were for my fans and to further remind monde that alison is gone and bosley is dead and that was years ago and now he just lives in an apartment where the landlady yells at him all the time and he's in his 60's I hope he finds happiness mentioning tegra notes and stuff though

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also in 60's and still obese, also in 60's and doing lizard shit

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and about the taxes and whatever other bullshit I'm not worried about that because I have millionaire family and millionaire friends who would just give me a lot of money for nothing this can go completely downhill and I won't get a scratch


also I'm using windows 10 and while windows 8 was fucking sweetness, windows 10 is 2fucking2sweetness

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also I'm fucking banned from ezmanga