What do you do when your wife won't come here and suck your fat log?

[Dick Whisperer]

get the bitch drunk or hire lisas american doppleganger for 5 dollars to give you a double dose of herpes and do what the wife will not

#lifechices

lol, he can't get me drunk I'm prego and I'm a good wife he gets it ALL the time, he's just a nympho and won't ever give me a break :(