The "If you were in Jojo's bizarre adventure" game

Are you good, neutral, bad? Bad reason

Are you human, vampire, cyborg, etc: My powers turn me into a ?? every now and then

Who trained you or how did your powers awaken? looking at ramen's $hit was so ¢ash pics

Which era do you live in(1800's, 1900's, 2000's, etc.): I am immortal like Bob Hugs

Where are you from and live? I live in a winnebego that cannot move because the fridge is unbalanced and discarded by a guy on welfare who only slept in it one night

What do you look like? Brown.

Any allies or special relationships? Lily

Any rivalries? Lily

What adventures do you embark on? The War of the Drunkpuppies Misspellings

Stand name: My BFF Rootbeer

Stand user: The Coward Brown

Universe: Love Fool, a universe populated by only me and Nina Persson.

Stand’s appearance: Based from The body of Rootbeer with a beaky mask and big musclular arms with tattoos of birds on them. The stand has 2 weapons: circus dumbells and chains

Stand diagnostics:

Soul Trader: While lifting weights and breathing in a menacing manner, the stand taunts the enemy telling them that they dont' have what it takes to be a soul trader.

Allison Bettles: The stand repeatedly misspells the word "beetles" while typing on a gay nigger forum summoning Allison Bettles to arm wrestle

Prograting Dushbaggery: The stand annoys everyone by repeating catch phrases, odd turns of phrase and misspellings capturing them in a field of ignorance.



Battle Cry: *SIGH*

Catchphrase: Giggle Snort

Song Link: Franky Vincent - Alice, ça glisse