ugh fffffffffffffffff

jon's just angry she doesn't ahve a yoshi tatoo

Ok Jon we get it, you're not all alone in a dimly lit apartment with a pile of rifles and broccoli ears

[steveyos YOLO]

Jon needs to hook up with some girl with 5+ kids

[jon]

ruby outed me, might as well tell teh truth, my "girlfriend" is actually my life partner mark

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.......................................jon is an ass pirate. lol

marco doesn't game, cannot even get a simple skyrim joke on a forum full of autistic gamerkids

[jon]

women are useless they just turn all the lights on in your house at 3am and then wait for someone to talk to them



literally just staring at her phone, like, what the fuck, get back in bed

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

have u tried beating her

[smithsonian]

women are useless they just turn all the lights on in your house at 3am and then wait for someone to talk to them

Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.

really great first post,

[juji]

Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.

Who are you?

[Autistic Spectrum]

wonder if his second post is gonna be as good as that first one about how all women are stupid

[Plug Drugs]

well i done fucked up this time, i went and pulled a bubhugs and got myself a stupid larping girlfriend

she's not a larper but she's literally just playing skyrim all the time, sleeps in all morning

i'm cleaning the apartment all the time and its like i'm her housekeeper what do i do about this

i'd love a girl like that but, i'm way waaaay worse
I don't just sleep in all morning, ill sleep in all day, ill sleep in all WEEK sometimes, and then play skyrim or warcraft 3 or minecraft or something all night
i'm a night owl, Hoot! Hoot!

anyways, girls like that and guys like me tend not to work out together even though it feels like we should be together but there's gotta be someone there with daytime stability

opposites attract dude

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

you guys are scaring off the new poater

[smithsonian]

Who are you?

oh shit people replied. It's almost like having internet friends thanks guys.

But yeah I didn't say they where stupid I said they have fucked up brains. It's not their fault. Genetics man.
I figured it was a pretty good first post too. I'm basically and expert on women. I can give you all tips if you want.

[maks]

smithsonian should I break up with my rich doctor girlfriend for the chick who always has her cleavage exposed at work and makes $12 an hour would that be a sound financial decision

[maks]

should I buy gold from glenn beck

[smithsonian]

maks,
1. Yes. You don't want some bitch pretending like she knows what's best for you all the time like telling you to "remember to drink your fluids" and shit like you don't already know. I mean god damn it's not like I have ebola

2. Yes just look at this face: http://puu.sh/cHMZ7/36b4ef8b09.jpg

[maks]

that's some p good advice he advised me to do the things I was going to do regardless of what he said you guys should listen to this dude

wha t is this?

[maks]

rubynet's dear abby essentially

i mean, did he just post a picture of his face, trying to be funny?

[maks]

look man he told me to fuck the girl at work that's all I needed to hear

[cagordon]

treating women like pieces of meat

[maks]

I legit love this girl and have been thinking about her nonstop for months so eat a dick

[maks]

CAN'T YOU MOTHERFUCKER BE HAPPY FOR ME chirst you're worse than my girlfriend

[cagordon]

I legit love this girl and have been thinking about her nonstop for months so eat a dick

I just did. ^__^

[Plug Drugs]

smithsonian should I break up with my rich doctor girlfriend for the chick who always has her cleavage exposed at work and makes $12 an hour would that be a sound financial decision

who gives a shit about finances

[Plug Drugs]

i could finance a blow-up penis balloon in place of an actual penis, i'd rather keep things simple though

[Plug Drugs]

family values marks, famiuly values