i fucking hate my fucking life

[jon]

out of pills again?

yeah

and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

either quit spending all your money on oxy or get a better job. I was about your age when I realized that carrying a torch for a girl I have no shot with is bullshit and only hurts my head. go to a bar and bang a fat chick, it's way easier than impressing a pretty girl and the end result is the same

the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

quit doing drugs

or maybe you're fucking broke and have no motivation beyond getting your next batch of pills. girls are looking for someone to take care of them or at least be half of an equal partnership, you haven't demonstrated that you're ever going to be anything more than dead weight.

or find a girl who's as big of a junkie as you are but be ready for her to mooch all your drugs

and leave you when a guy comes along who can afford more drugs for her to mooch

well i'm going to go take a huge shit.
This cheese pizza i ate a week ago has been backed up in my digestive tract for like a week now

i thought this girl was different, i guess theyre all the same though

pretty sure that's a sign you're taking a dangerous amount of opiates lmao

yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding

i'm jealous of female drug users, because the dose they need to get high is much lower than a man's dose because women weigh less

uggh i'm sitting here with napkins shoved in my ass to soak up blood, is this how women feel when they have their period?

ive been doing opi and opi/dep stacks 10 yrs more than you have, sailor
i can't even remember the last time i had a crush on anyone.

you could've had a chance with her.

hey, you still have a chance of making it to your 35th birthday or creating something


^

you know your life's in the toilet when even bob hughes agrees that you need to quit doing drugs

someones been putting the wrong robotussin on their weed plants lately

i've decided that once these withdrawals are over i'm going to get my life on track and start working out and stuff

bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered

it's only been one week