So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

What to do? I tried talking to him about it but I think Katrina literally intercepted and deleted my messages. He thinks it's all fun and games and refuses to rule out dating the leech/harpy.

I had a fairly large amount of respect for him prior to this but now I don't know what to think. I also don't want to cause him any problems.


Well here's the thing. I have a shitload of videos and photos of cag that I haven't released of her playing in her menstrual fluids. I also have hours of audio recordings of her:

-Betraying to by a bad reason just about every guy on this forum including giving out details on their families and their phone numbers.

-Providing her childhood history in great detail and all the horrors that go with it.

-Speaking in the greatest detail yet about her 'rape'.

-Talking about faking sexual pleasure to sucker guys (hi Jon).

-Discussing how she obtains money from various men using her usual techniques.

-Talking about how many guys she's had sex with and the logistics between having a number that high.

-Inserting her finger in her vagina with no lubrication present.


Etc etc this is just what I remember. A lot of this audio is set to a commentary of season 1 of Deep Space 9.

I also recently acquired www.clarissaholz.com


So what do? How do I save my friend Jon from cag the leech? I don't even want to post all this shit because I think Cag is a pretty cool guy who sniffs the coke and doesn't afraid of anything. On the other hand I can't just let her milk Jon whose fresh out of break ups. :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

C l a r I s s a h o l z.com is of course the censored domain name.

[Autistic Spectrum]

why did everone give cag there phone numbers lol

[cagordon]

Is that the best you've got? ^__^

[Autistic Spectrum]

holy shit cag was lurking,, just wating for this,, she's been ready her whole life for this thread

[cagordon]

you have no more power over me anymore teknorat.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's werid that he had power over you at any point since you only know him from the interent??

[cagordon]

he threatened to do this if i didn't add him back to steam and play games with him. I predicted as soon as Jon and I revealed our forum coupling that tek would do this in a blind rage and Jon was worth every last bit of it.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

If you think this thread is about you cag then you're incredibly narcissistic.

[cagordon]

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag stay strong sister you van do this,, you can post on an interent fourm you will get though this

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

bet its all an elaborate plot to get jon to whiteknight and fly to australia and shoot teknorat with his guns in revenge for the pussy blood painting thread

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ohshi..

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag litterely has access to the admin panel right now lol idk about this it seems like a bad idea for cag to be able to get to that part of rubynet

[cagordon]

teknorat can do whatever he wants, i don't care. ive been jack vennoookered NOOOOO

[cagordon]

im not allowed to touch the admin panel :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You guys aren't very supportive of jon. I know he makes obtuse posts at times but they're usually pretty funny. Where is all the cock blocking that took place when rooty visited Lisa? Honestly Lisa is a far better person than cag on so many levels.

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya like that ever stopped anyone before

[cagordon]

yer can't bant the teknercat MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag only went over 1 or 2 states and did not post about going there for months before hand rootbeer flew across the world and they posted about it and quit the fourms 3000 times before hand,

it's funny and really super fucking gay that's for sure, and will end up really really bad for both of them, but it's no where as near as gay and stupid as rootbeer and lisa

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Also jon if you're reading this davidc has been bugging me for ages to get a video of cag pissing and moaning his name. I know you and him have history but I think you should do this for him he needs it. (To ejaculate)

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I wonder if since jon is now an honorary Lizard like rootbeer he will get herped one day
I wonder if since jon is now sleeping with Cag like 250 others he will get herpes one day
:/

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just hope stevey is ok, i know he was deeply in love with cag and this is prob tearing him apart

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Oh yeah jon why did you betray stevey like that? It's literally rootbeer 2.0 he's throwing his friends by the wayside for a sniff of some over used hole.

[cagordon]

tek sure is hurting my chances at a career

[Autistic Spectrum]

i;ve also seen cameron online a couple times since this was "reveled" --- that's super fucking gay too, lol you kept it a secert,

but cameron comes online and does not post his heart is broken for sure

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm never posting the audio I have of her talking about cam because it's too mean.

[cagordon]

camoron has a girlfriend that fucks him all the time, he's fine

[Autistic Spectrum]

and elz, i think elz is really close to sucide cause of this,,

You guys aren't very supportive of jon. I know he makes obtuse posts at times but they're usually pretty funny. Where is all the cock blocking that took place when rooty visited Lisa? Honestly Lisa is a far better person than cag on so many levels.

You never cock blocked anyone. Everyone else is fucking the girls you spend your entire day chatting up