So my good friend Jon has been sucked in by a lizard hole.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

jon prob already got her pregnant too late teknorat

[Autistic Spectrum]

if this is the first rubynet baby i just hope they have the good sense to name it after a fourm meme

Oh yeah jon why did you betray stevey like that? It's literally rootbeer 2.0 he's throwing his friends by the wayside for a sniff of some over used hole.

You are a fucking goon keep my name out of your mouth

[jon]

> helping
> posting my last name on a troll forum known to be frequented by multiple stalkers

i don't know if you realize it but you give a bunch of people all the same PTSD from having interacted with you, so they all have something in common

turns out, two of us have a few other things in common on top of that

[Autistic Spectrum]

stompleb as an asexual monotone freak show where do you stand on all of this

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Rootbeer if you could have sex with Cag how many times would you ejaculate on her leg on the way to her pussy?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

> helping
> posting my last name on a troll forum known to be frequented by multiple stalkers

i don't know if you realize it but you give a bunch of people all the same PTSD from having interacted with you, so they all have something in common

turns out, two of us have a few other things in common on top of that

Your full name is well known. bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig has a nice ring to it.

Teknorat let me break this down for you. You are supposed to fuck the woman you spend months chatting up. I know it is hard because of your micropenis but just meditate on it for awhile

Rootbeer if you could have sex with Cag how many times would you ejaculate on her leg on the way to her pussy?

My penis can actually reach a pussy unlike yours

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Teknorat let me break this down for you. You are supposed to fuck the woman you spend months chatting up. I know it is hard because of your micropenis but just meditate on it for awhile

Oh I thought you were just meant to cum on their legs my bad.

[cagordon]

Teknorat doesn't like women, rootbeer.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i got 10 to 1 odds this does not last 3 months

Oh I thought you were just meant to cum on their legs my bad.

Well first you have to leave your sisters basement

[Autistic Spectrum]

as every relationshiop i have been horrifed to witness of cag's ends between 2 and 3 months

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I think fishmonger was like 6 months but she lied about it going on when he had ended it so idk.

[Autistic Spectrum]

it was on again off again, they where never together for more than 3 months at a time

[cagordon]

Well first you have to leave your sisters basement

he lives with his brother

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Brother's basement.

[cagordon]

it was on again off again, they where never together for more than 3 months at a time

we started dating shortly after valentines day, and separated in early June.

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

thanks cag, gonna mark that down in my cag.txt file

[Autistic Spectrum]

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

fuck yhou bitch

[cagordon]

it was four months! not 3!!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[cagordon]

that is a big difference



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[Autistic Spectrum]

he was allready packing your bags after 3 months

[TheLizardWhisperer]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wait when's the last time you moved in with a guy, idk this is a new varible in cag + another human = lmao

[cagordon]

you better not be trolling me, dp. i will get very upset