doing free weight bench with a girl riding on top

[maks]

-ounce of weed a day for 2.5 months
-appartment back in america
-plane tickets
-taking you to virtually every resteraunt, store, and attraction on penguin island
-fixing your car
-video games
-cat food
-ipad air
-diamond jewelry
-hotel rooms twice a week when you would have mental breakdowns
-gave you 500$ the day i left for "unpaid bills" aka more weed

For future reference any girl who lets you do this and doesn't get incredibly creeped out at the mere offer is clearly using you