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[Genital Doli]

this forum is a bunch of autistic retarded nerds so of course jons berta male stuff fits perfectly with literally everybody here but if jon thinks he is the alpha male then what does it say when his leader is literally the most autistic beta pants shitting retard on the entire forum

[Genital Doli]

i tihnk jon is a cool guy actualy

[Autistic Spectrum]

i look down on people who fall in love with cag

[Genital Doli]

btw, mods, now is a good time to make me admin of tihs forum.

this forum is a bunch of autistic retarded nerds so of course jons berta male stuff fits perfectly with literally everybody here but if jon thinks he is the alpha male then what does it say when his leader is literally the most autistic beta pants shitting retard on the entire forum

Have you fucking ever heard a tough guy say beta or alpha in real life? Jon is a pussy

[Genital Doli]

Have you fucking ever heard a tough guy say beta or alpha in real life? Jon is a pussy

I tihnk youre probably way worse. Even if jon was some guy suckeing dicks in the mmens restroom of the olive garden for 20 dolars a pop and moaning 'alpha maale' while he did it, he wuould still be better, undeniably and objectively so, than you, rootbeer.

lol im not making fun of jon i like jon and idagf about him dating cag or whatever they are doing i just think this is all rly funny

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's funny when other people fall in love with cag ins't it cameron,,

I tihnk youre probably way worse. Even if jon was some guy suckeing dicks in the mmens restroom of the olive garden for 20 dolars a pop and moaning 'alpha maale' while he did it, he wuould still be better, undeniably and objectively so, than you, rootbeer.

Oh ok

it's funny when other people fall in love with cag ins't it cameron,,

at least 5 otehr people in this thread alone probably have done teh same thing

cagception a skype trol within a skype troll within a sckype troll

[Genital Doli]

Cag...

jon is the best of us, hes the king of the autists

[cagordon]

cagception a skype trol within a skype troll within a sckype troll

hahahhahahahahahhahhahahAHAHA

[Genital Doli]

can we jsut make a new YTMSNFW rule taht if u tried to do something and failed at it u dont get to make fun of someone else for doing it

im not making fun of jon for fucking cag, lol that is quit the achievement around here, im making fun of this alpha/beta postign

[Genital Doli]

o ya for sure man.

ya tihs realy unfunny alpha/beta discusion is greaT And everything, some real great burns al around jon and rootbeer, but can we pleas e focus on the fact taht my material and comedic stylings of the General Doli taht i work realy hard on is being used by this tiny californian stripper to get herself cool points with guys she has sex with

[jon]

was coyp pasting a bunch of bullshit about alpha/beta mal theory writtne by some peacocking collar popped faggot part of your cag-fucking troll plan jon?

http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/marcmacyoung.html

lol, no, it wasn't

[juji]

There is something that Alpha male has a problem:

If you don't smoke, you're not an alpha male

[Autistic Spectrum]

turn the lights down low fake ytmsnfw fourms, it's time for romanace, it's time to fall in lvoe with a sex worker on disablity

that guy looks like hes drowning in bitches

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

There is something that Alpha male has a problem:

If you don't smoke, you're not an alpha male

Yet, I was gainfully employed and I had ... for the lack of a better word ... a girlfriend.

There’s a reason I hesitate to use that term. Over the years I have tried to explain to people a real life woman that nobody could write about -- because the character would be unbelievable. I don’t have to read erotica, horror, psychological thrillers, the DSM IV, gonzo journalism or watch soap operas AND ’Fatal Attraction,’ -- because she all of those things rolled into one psychotic bundle. She had a body, a walk and an aura of sexuality that would make women just automatically throw a backfist without looking because they knew their husbands were gawking.

At the same time she could turning into a destructive whirlwind of a harridan that would have people diving for cover. And that isn’t hyperbole. While she never was dumb enough to try to physically attack me, for the record, picking shattered glass out of your cheek isn’t fun. While she didn’t exactly throw it AT me, that glass shattered a mite too close to my face. To say that she lacked impulse control is like saying the Titanic sprung a small leak and that brings us to what happened.

This woman is the source of my term: Poisonous Fuck Bunny (PFB). The kind of woman that every young man's 'wild uncle' has a duty to take the youngster aside one day and explain there are certain kinds of women he should run screaming from. In short, no matter how wild she is sexually, PFBs have snakes in their brains and they are pure poison.

[jon]

can we jsut make a new YTMSNFW rule taht if u tried to do something and failed at it u dont get to make fun of someone else for doing it

[jon]

lol yes lol omg you now understand how choice that bit is

cag 10/19, 2:18pm
in the animal kingdom, the animals that don't read the body language are ususally the ones that get attacked
ive seen it with my dog, cody

jon 10/19, 2:18pm
yup
heheheh cody

cag 10/19, 2:19pm
cody (lmao) got attacked by other dogs often because she was stupid and all over the place

jon 10/19, 2:19pm
there is a self-defense site i really like
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/
he writes about that
the really fundamental fight/flight stuff, the nature of violence

cag 10/19, 2:20pm
interesting
hen it comes to personal safety most people don't think about it until they have a need.
lmao
true

jon 10/19, 2:21pm
i used to paste blurbs of it
on ytmnsfw
which is where rootbeer got the alpha male meme
http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/alphabehavior.htm
unfortunately though, he never actually fucking read it

cag 10/19, 2:23pm
lmao
rootbeer saw a post of yours and randomly decided he wasn't a fat rejected pussy repellent but an alpha male instead
HAAAAAAAAAA

jon 10/19, 2:24pm
this other one is good too http://www.nononsenseselfdefense.com/alphablogone.htm
women that put men into dangerous situations
i bet that's you, the poisonous fuck bunny

of course we concluded that in fact lisa is a poisonous fuck bunny, cag is a terrified little white girl that trolls low IQ trailer-dwellers in youtube comment threads

is lisa wild sexually though

[Genital Doli]

There is something that Alpha male has a problem:

If you don't smoke, you're not an alpha male

Its true.

So you basically think about me all the time while you read self defense tutorials written by other nerds