literal Shit posting.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Hey now I didn't ask you to write with it.

[Plug Drugs]

I don't know, rub a dry tampon all over your nob and tell me how that feels

Youre telling me millions of dollars spent on pussy research hasnt given females comfortable tampons yet?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.

[Lisa]

Once it's in there it's fine, you don't even feel it but pulling one out when it's dry gives me the heebeegeebees

[Lisa]

There's this new brand of tampons White Knight that are supposed to be long lasting you just have to give them attention once in a blue moon and they'll soak up whatever you throw at them.

What about TSS and what kind of "attention" are you supposed to give them?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You know just talk to them. Or talk to other tampons. Both work.

[Lisa]

All the tampons are afraid to talk because someone threatened them with a gun

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Pads are better anyway. Only filthy haram westerners use tampons. Hymens should remain intact.

[Plug Drugs]

Guns lol

[Lisa]

Ok well piss on a pad and wear it on your balls for 4 hours and tell me how good that is

[Plug Drugs]

PoopY

[Plug Drugs]

5 guests reading jesus

[Plug Drugs]

I think its time to tone it down buddy

[Lisa]

5 guests reading jesus

That's more people in this thread alone than are in timmays forum lol

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Shout out to the teen girls reading this. You know who you are. And so do I ;)

[Lisa]

do you need a "why?"?

Why?

[Lisa]

I thought there was going to be a punchline

[Plug Drugs]

Why do Arabs/Muslims/m0ndes love hymens so much?

Lets use some Jungian-Freudian psychology to answer this.. the hymen is a sign of virginity and therefore a sign of cleanliness and fertility

[TheLizardWhisperer]

No I'm really curious as to why Muslims love hymens

[TheLizardWhisperer]

But it's not lol. They lack basic biology knowledge

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Lisa where is your hymen now? Can I have it?

[Lisa]

This is finally the point in the thread where I think this has gotten weird

[Plug Drugs]

But it's not lol. They lack basic biology knowledge

Why do you think this?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Give me your fucking hymen cunt.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You too plug drugs give me your back pussy hymen.

[Lisa]

Hymen hymen who's got my hymen?

[Lisa]

Furthermore who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Who stole Lisa's hymen? (Her baby sitter the bastard I want it. )

[Plug Drugs]

This is finally the point in the thread where I think this has gotten weird

Yeah well youll have that