Photoblog 2

[Lisa]

Needs penis in shot, especially when you were flapping it around

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Disagree. A cheeky look at the end is funnier.

[Lisa]

i want a long hard look.... so to speak

[rubycalaber]

Note how I angle the camera down at the end to prove it's real piss. Now that's directing.

bravo nolan

[Lisa]

Lol

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I want a frozen coke

[Lisa]

i drank all my pepsi so no more for at least a week even then I'm getting a wisdom tooth out on thursday so more like no more for 2-3 weeks

I'll have to rinse my mouth with salt water for like a week too and that is so gross, I hate that

[TheLizardWhisperer]

How many teeth have you had out?

[Lisa]

So far just one top wisdom tooth that grew out a few years ago, I got that taken out, now the other one has grown out I'm getting that one taken out, but I think it's already knocked half of the tooth next to it out as it grew out but that can probably be patched up and saved

So aside from my top wisdom teeth I still have all my teeth, bottom wisdom teeth haven't grown out yet, that's not too bad considering a lot of women I know my age already have false teeth. I'm desperate to get screw in ones drilled into my skull when it comes to that but at $2,000 a tooth I better start saving for that rainy day :(

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Waiting in line for muh frozen coke

[TheLizardWhisperer]

A www yeah

[Lisa]

That doesn't make me jealous because it's just frozen coke, not liquid coke

[TheLizardWhisperer]

It's refreshing

[Lisa]

That weed I had the other night and yesterday was good, wish I could get more of that but I don't like asking the young fella for too much tick

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Why

[Lisa]

he's not a 40 something year old prick I'm fucking so I won't rack up more than $50 on him

[Lisa]

He only just turned 21 not long ago, it's pretty damn nice of him to tick me at all

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Is he hot

[Lisa]

He's 21.

He's not ugly he just looks.... Young.

Too young for me and I'm quite sure he looks at me and thinks "too old for me" too. He did have a young mate over on Friday night when I went to get some who was drunk and I thought trying to engage me in a flirty way but he looked even younger and I just though "how cute, poor thing is drunk and doesn't realise I'm an old bag" and left.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Don't drink kids or you might end up fucking an old lady

[Lisa]

Don't drink kids or you might end up fucking an old lady

LOL

[Lisa]

Nah but the guy I get it off is a good guy, never ripped me off and always given me a tick here or there when he could, besides I've seen enough young pretty girls at his place that I doubt I'd get a look in lol, his friend was drunk and it wasn't even that bad, he just seemed playfull like he wanted to play lol I maybe flattered myself by reading too much into it, but you know, young, hormones, drunk, trapped on an island, female of any description turns up....

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You're not that old Lisa your face just looks like shit from years of smoking/not looking after yourself.

[steveyos2]

rare footage of postal 4

[Lisa]

If I get a good sleep and make an effort I can scrub up ok, the dark circles under my eyes give it away the most but most people do not pick me as being 35, they assume I'm late 20's

[Lisa]

Plus being a midget makes me look younger

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Every time I see a photo of you I think God someone get this woman some shampoo and a hair straightener

[Lisa]

i never turn up there having had made an effort though, usually in daggy slacks and not even showered yet, i tend to have a shower before bed unless I have to actually do something during the day

[Lisa]

Every time I see a photo of you I think God someone get this woman some shampoo and a hair straightener

I wash my hair, I used to wash it everyday but it gets too dry and frizzy, I have a straightener but only use if I'm actually trying to not make my hair look like a bird's nest. My hair is not oily and I'm clean. You've probably haven't seen many pics where I've even brushed my hair and in tinychat my hair was often wet because I had just had a shower. I did my hair a bit for ruby for my rep pics but I still looked retarded in most of them, a couple of them were ok though.

[Lisa]

Besides you look a fright in every pic I've seen of you, I didn't even know you were hot until I saw you on cam, and then it pissed me off lol