dp, you're a real asshole

[cagordon]

now if you make her really mad, she's gonna show your dick to everyone

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

in order to be lisa's good friend you need to follow her around, agree with everything she says, and white knight her. this worked out very well for rootbeer, so why shouldn't it work for you lmao

you can't be friends with monde, and josh, or tim, or anyone that says mean things about lisa.

now if you make her really mad, she's gonna show your dick to everyone

lisa's a real good friend elz :)

You're insane and retarded.

You have alwyas been insanely jealous of me and I have always known why, because you are insane and retarded and have tubular breasts