1.lisa has a college degree (cag does not have a college degree)
2.lisa has another college degree (cag does not have 2 college degrees)
3.lisa fucked someone irl from the user's group at rubynet(cag fucked a dirty rubynet admin irl)
4.lisa has a better body(this is the part of the thread that's gonna make cag stop lurking and post)
5.lisa's really funny and understands humor alot better than cag