The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:

• Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.
  
• Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.
  
• Teknorat's evilness.
  
• Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)
  
• Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.
  
• How much Cag hates Camoron.
  
• Multiple suicide threats.
  
• Mild crying.
  
• Insulting Steven Yelle.
  
• Insulting rootbeer.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.


Cag Pissing.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

(7:51:36 AM) steveyos fjs: she's talking about such gay shit I do not want this to be my grilfriend oh my god
(7:51:41 AM) steveyos fjs: skyrim, gpher, ugh, shutup cag omg
(7:51:58 AM) steveyos fjs: if you'fe stevey adn want to play second lfie for 15 years and whatever I mean it's cool but, then it ends right there
(7:52:18 AM) steveyos fjs: wow just beucae I play one game forever that mean sI like all games foreve cause I obviously ptu so much time into every othe ragme cag reallybushpig
(7:52:28 AM) steveyos fjs: I don't need to hear any more I'm arleadypissed

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Big Hurk: lmao
Big Hurk: cag talks about fucking with camoron big time
Big Hurk: and then she complains about you doing anything to her
Big Hurk: uhh
Big Hurk:
Teknorat: LIZARD LOGIC
Big Hurk: what the fuck
Big Hurk: half of europe will be above 10% muslim by 2030

cag post

another post about cag

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Everybody loves cag

• Teknorat's evilness.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.


Cag Pissing.

Scabby cunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

harsh words from a circus whore

[juji]

Didn't she talk about Elz?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I really don't even care to listen to it to tell you, there are no surprises to me about her character or lack thereof but I mean she's insulted you enough to your fucking face you dipshit and I tell you now she has said plenty more to every other guy, she uses you like a fucking tool to try and show other guys she has a guy obsessed with her and you're literally dumb enough to still not realise this?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You've got to be pretty fucking dumb to be shatted on by cag even once let alone repeatedly.

[juji]

Sometimes I can't hit a woman and I let her to kick my balls because im strong

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Sometimes I can't hit a woman and I let her to kick my balls because im strong

Lol

That works great for me because I'm so fucking annoyed at how infantile and stupid you can be I'd love to fucking make you cry right now but you're too fucking dumb to understand what I'd be saying so kicking you square in the ball sack would be great

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can't belive all the stuff cag said about elz in that mp3,, about how she regreatedd not meeting up with him irl and how she wanted to fuck him really bad

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

LOL

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Going to make juji's day and abuse the fuck out of him.

He fucking loves it.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I want to slap and punch him in the face until he's crying then spit on him and kick him in the balls

He will never have experienced such joy

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Then roll him over, pour eucalyptus oil all over his hairy ass and then fist it with a washing glove on

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Meanwhile am listening to this fucking rubbish

"i don't get anything out of you crying" teknorat says while jerking off to her crying

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm never going to listen to it but yuo seem like you are enjoying your self lisa, maype you and codey can do a live commerentray track

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

i'm never going to listen to it but yuo seem like you are enjoying your self lisa, maype you and codey can do a live commerentray track

No I'm not enjoying, I don't know who I hate more, teknorat or cag

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And this goes for half an hour and I'm 10 mins literally can't listen to this retarded rubbish anymore

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol sure your turning it off lisa, sure you are

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And this scabby twatted retarded scag is still trying to get her scabby twat and shitty anus posted all over this forum. This forum fucking smells rancid

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

lol sure your turning it off lisa, sure you are

No I did, trust me I got 10 mins into it just after she was whining that she could kill herself if she knew the combination to the gun cabinet, literally 5 seconds later she's giggling and then it gets brain damagingly boring, I turned it off

But it was really good for me for helping me to hate teknorat today

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you better send me that full nude you took of yourself the attn is back on cag, and off of you

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

lisa you better send me that full nude you took of yourself the attn is back on cag, and off of you

I'd only show you because I want to see your cock and stuff, not to be posted alongside scags's scabby twat and shit stained man hands

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh god