The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.

Are you like this in real life?

Do you talk to actual people irl or is it just a glued to the computer/order everything online/shit bucket scenario?

[juji]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.

Would you help me what did she say about murdering elz?

Im looking for information

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Would you help me what did she say about murdering elz?

Im looking for information

Ok look, I'll tell you what, I am at my mum's using her wifi right now so that I can play my app games but I can't really sit there and listen to this now but if nobody does for you by tuesday when I get my own wifi back I will transcribe what she says about you for you ok? This is a huge favour though because I'm not even interested in listening to it but someone who has listened to it should transscribe it for you and if no-one does by tuesday I will do that for you but I hope you appreciate it because I'd kind of rather stab myself in the ear drums than listen to it.