thing is like, because of my eyebrows and sort of stern look on my face, i have to be strong and confident in social situations otherwise people try to take advantage of me, especially short guys who think that because i'm sort of shy and nervous i'd be easy pickings as a big guy for them to push around and show the herd that they are stronger than a guy bigger than them

they think that a big fat guy with stern eyebrows would make a good social trophy