it sucks that i'm fat and cant just bang girls freely, its a real bummer

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

itd be nice to bang lisa, i'd really like to put a baby in her, like be able to just get to put a freebie baby in her and have her raise it

its a bummer though that i'm fat and not attractive enough to have her offer sex to me straight up, shes kind of shallow, meanwhile she tells guys like reno they can cum in her as much as they like

i can only bang short girls who are attracted to me because they want a big fat man to protect them

WTF, the reason is because you are psycho and not wanting to fuck you does not make me shallow you fuckhead.

thing is like, because of my eyebrows and sort of stern look on my face, i have to be strong and confident in social situations otherwise people try to take advantage of me, especially short guys who think that because i'm sort of shy and nervous i'd be easy pickings as a big guy for them to push around and show the herd that they are stronger than a guy bigger than them

they think that a big fat guy with stern eyebrows would make a good social trophy

LOL WTF

like, lisa said i 'even look like the guy who raped her', as in implying that guys who look like me are all just rapists by default

No I never and no you don't.